Wise sayings

[severnside gull]

"Leeds are too good to go down" (Dennis)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Please Stay Off The Pitch While Sam And The Lads Complete A Lap Of Honour'

 

[dougdeep]

Be nice to your enemies, it drives them crazy.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Or having a Season ticket at Withdean doesn't make you fan.

Or not having a season ticket does not make you any less of a fan.

 

[nobody's dupe]

Rape is impossible, because woman with skirt up can run faster than man with trousers down.

 

[H block]

If you want to do your bit for the enviroment...............

then marry a really fat bird....................

as it only takes 12 cups of hot water for their bath to be full to the brim when they`re in it.

 

[dougdeep]

Never squat while wearing spurs.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Love flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana

 

[Thimble Keegan]

"one up the bum, no harm done"

Better than that, I once said to a bird: "Up the bum, no babies"

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Rustington BHA

 

[rospants]

we dont put up walls to protect ourselves, but to see who cares enough to break them down