Wise sayings

[H block]

One day,long,long ago there was this woman who surprisingly,was not full of sh*t.
.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................




































............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................





















































......................................................................................................................................................................



But this was a long time ago..... and it was just ONE day! !!!

 

[Icy Gull]

Should I be looking for a new job Ken?

 

[Binney on acid]

What about "One man's income tax return is another parasites satelite dish?"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ne'er cast a clout till July be out

 

[Frutos]

You have to live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

 

[dougdeep]

Never trust a man who doesn't drink!

 

[tedebear]

He who slings mud, runs out of ground.

 

[Frutos]

Never trust a man who doesn't drink!

I'll remember that one.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"one up the bum, no harm done"

 

[sir albion]

better to have loved than not to have loved

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

I thought this was going to be another thread about Leeds until I opened it.

 

[The Large One]

better to have loved than not to have loved

I think you'll find the correct version is...

'Better to have loved and lost than spend your whole life wanking.'

 

[The Large One]

'You can lead a horse to water, but you're not bringing that dog in here, mate.'

'If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.'

 

[sir albion]

I think you'll find the correct version is...

'Better to have loved and lost than spend your whole life wanking.'

Yeah you're right

 

[H block]

A friend in need.................






Is a pest , get rid of him.

 

[bhaexpress]

Today's news, tomorrow's chip paper.

 

[dougdeep]

If in doubt, use statistics.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

If in doubt, use statistics.

It works for yourself and Yorkie!

 

[Yorkie]

It works for yourself and Yorkie!

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

 

[H block]

OLD GERMAN PROVERB

If at first you dont succeed...............



You may need to re-evaluate the strategy you have been using to complete your task. It may be an advantage if you were to list all possible causes of action open to you and item by item dismiss the least likely plans so that you will be left with maybe one or two theories on how to take the matter forward. You should then be confident with your final choice and then must proceed with re-newed determination to complete your task.