Will Young and the Premiership Footballer!

[Cian]

Away, away

Resistant, eh?

 

[Chesney Christ]

He definitely likes girls (too) as he was going out with the (uglier) sister of one of my exes.

I there any professional footballer in the United Kingdom who hasn't slept with/attempted to shag in the toilets/gone out with/got off with one of your exes/friends/relations? f*** me, you know all of them don't you?[

 

[fatboy]

I there any professional footballer in the United Kingdom who hasn't slept with/attempted to shag in the toilets/gone out with/got off with one of your exes/friends/relations? f*** me, you know all of them don't you?[

I once saw Kevin Phillips on Southampton waterfront. He has played in the same team as Graeme Le Saux, who may people accuse of being gay.

Does that count?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Yes, I think that completes the list.

You now officially now all 2500 professional footballers. Although the rumour that you once shagged Kidderminster Harriers' reserve team goalkeeper are unconfirmed.

 

[fatboy]

Yes, I think that completes the list.

You now officially now all 2500 professional footballers. Although the rumour that you once shagged Kidderminster Harriers' reserve team goalkeeper are unconfirmed.

I will bite my lip and say nothing to that Samuel.

 

[GNF on Tour]

Sorry? I never said that Hineys wifes whatever had no place on a messageboard, he can post whatever he likes, I just posted my opinion on what was being written. I said nothing about Gossip at all.

Did Did Did.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

Your a prick

I used to hang out down the nudist beach with Justin Fashanu in the summer

Your a right prick ernest f*** off

 

[Don Tmatter]

Of the current squad I know that Kuipers, Mayo, Cullip, Rodger, Hart, Oatway, Currie, Butters and Piercy have children or are married.

Leaving Watson, Knight (who has come on to loads of girls I know), Carpenter, Jones, Reid, Molango, Jarrett, Virgo, McPhee, Hammond, Hinshelwood, Harding, Roberts, Robinson.

By what girls have said I am pretty sure Jones, Knight and Roberts aren't.

You can narrow it down to someone who was brought in by Micky Adams. Corky alluded to the fact once in one of his post match comments.

 

[GUNTER]

I have heard that Neil Ruddock turned gay and starting seeing Roy Keane

 

[fatboy]

You can narrow it down to someone who was brought in by Micky Adams. Corky alluded to the fact once in one of his post match comments.

Watson, Carpenter, Jones.

 

[Biscuit]

Pictures!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That sounds like my mate Lauren.

She was only 14 at the time and paraletic and Packham picked her up and carried her into the toilets and tried to shag her.

And he didn't drop her?

 

[Cian]

Watson, Carpenter, Jones.

Not Jones, someone that religious would probably kill themselves if they even thought they were gay.

Chippie, I guess then...

 

[227 BHA]

Definately not Watto - his long-term girlfriend often sits near me in the North stand and Jonesy has dated Helen Chamberlain from Soccer AM and the bird who writes for the Arsegas Anna Swallow amongst others.

 

[fatboy]

Chippy was the dark horse. No one knows much about him except he lives in a caravan.

Remember, he's been a good player for us.

 

[Lush]

Watson, Carpenter, Jones.

You've obviusly not bothered to mention Cullip or Oatway.

Best mates with John Terry - a certain Bobby Zamora, who is also best mates with Nathan Jones and ....Paul Brooker.

*stir stir *

 

[fatboy]

You've obviously not bothered to read the rest of the thread where the married footballers were ruled out!

 

[Chesney Christ]

I will bite my lip and say nothing to that Samuel.