Will Cummings go?

[Uh_huh_him]

It has taken 3 days to make sure the story covers all the evidence.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

What time is Jackanory on.....oh it is already

 

[lawros left foot]

Not even Brexiteers will believe this bollox.

 

[WATFORD zero]

And the trip to the woods the next day was for his son to take a pee.

 

[R. Slicker]

None of this seems to change anything, arse covering.


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[Dick Swiveller]

So he went for a drive to test whether he was ok to drive.

All cleared up then.

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Who needs the return of the Premier League to boost morale. Walliams and Lucas are shelving their plans to bring back Little Britain - you can't parody this.

 

[Yoda]

Well done Cummings in sticking to your guns.

And top marks for the person that shut up the horn blower

I shall refer you to a post I made earlier in this thread to someone else that was attempting to defend the indefeasible, seeing as you just do not get it:

You really cannot see what he's done wrong? REALLY?

How about this from their own ####ing guidence:

Can I leave my home if I'm self-isolating?
If you or someone you live with has symptoms of coronavirus:

do not leave your home for any reason – if you need food or medicine, order it online or by phone, or ask someone to deliver it to your home
do not have visitors in your home – including friends and family
do any exercise at home – you can use your garden, if you have one

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/corona...irus-symptoms/
&
https://www.gov.uk/government/public...d-19-infection

 

[vegster]

So he went for a drive to test whether he was ok to drive.

All cleared up then.

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A four and a half hour drive non-stop ? did he not see the signs ? "TAKE A BREAK, TIREDNESS KILLS ! ".... Ooops ! I forgot, other peoples rules don't apply to him...

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

He hasn't explained why he didn't consider the relative in London.

He didn't tell Boris what he was up to.

He went for a test drive which is why he ended up being seen at the Castle.

He clearly thinks he was entitled to do all this stuff, exercising his 'judgement'.

I can see how Boris believes him.

Now for questions....

 

[Si Gull]

A test drive? FFS, how stupid does he think people are?

 

[highflyer]

 

[pb21]

So he went for a drive to test whether he was ok to drive.

All cleared up then.

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Did he say it was with his family?

 

[WATFORD zero]

It has taken 3 days to make sure the story covers all the evidence.

And another 20 mins to take out all the references to Durham Police lying

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Now for questions....

After the future 8th Mrs Johnson gets away from the mic.

 

[rogersix]

A test drive? FFS, how stupid does he think people are?

very, same as stanley j

 

[RossyG]

Laura K wants him to apologise to people who didn't have the same resources (a farm in Durham?) as him? Huh?

 

[Seagull27]

Well I can see why they try to keep him behind the scenes, he's not the most engaging speaker is he [emoji38]ol:

 

[Pickles]

This bloke would be a perfect President for The States.

He is a blatant liar.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I think it simply shows how stupid he believes the British electorate are

Although, to be fair, from some of the posts on here, he may well have a point

 

[Surf's Up]

Well done Cummings in sticking to your guns.

And top marks for the person that shut up the horn blower

Jesus man, I dont know what you've got but you need to see a doctor pretty damn quick because you ain't right!