[Albion] Wilf…

[Neville's Breakfast]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/66057227

Contract at Palace expires today. Could do a job ?

 

[Questions]

He certainly could…. They’re always short behind the bars at The Amex

 

[WATFORD zero]

He certainly could…. They’re always short behind the bars at The Amex

What are the chances of him managing to turn from the tap to the counter holding your pint without going over

 

[KZNSeagull]

Filling potholes? He is certainly very good at finding minor deficiencies in surfaces.

 

[Ali_rrr]

I would love this just for the pure absolute meltdown Palace fans would have. Never happening in a million years, but it would be hilarious.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

He certainly could…. They’re always short behind the bars at The Amex

I would not be against this idea. I would be happy to offer him a 5 year contract on 30 of Tony’s English pounds an hour provided he serves beers whilst wearing an Albion shirt.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Is my dogs name, for no other reason than him being a dog.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Going to Saudi no doubt.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Eric the meek]

I genuinely thought this thread was about the greatly missed Fiveways Wilf:

 

[BNthree]

I would love this just for the pure absolute meltdown Palace fans would have. Never happening in a million years, but it would be hilarious.

Yeah it would be hilarious. Imagine them complaining that he’s gone down too easily against them to win us a penalty.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Is my dogs name, for no other reason than him being a dog.

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Is your dog an Australian Labradoodle by any chance ?

 

[Icy Gull]

He’ll sign for another season won’t he?

 

[MJsGhost]

Is your dog an Australian Labradoodle by any chance ?

On the small-side I'd say.

Cockapoo?

 

[Motogull]

His poor agent. He must be inundated with contacts from all the top clubs in the world.

We could sign him easy. All we need to do is say "and we'll give you a car". Piece of piss.

 

[Springal]

His poor agent. He must be inundated with contacts from all the top clubs in the world.

We could sign him easy. All we need to do is say "and we'll give you a car". Piece of piss.

Won’t be long before the annual ‘PSG interest’ story

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I genuinely thought this thread was about the greatly missed Fiveways Wilf:

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In the mid 1990s in Poets Corner we had our own local “Wolf” named Ugly Cat. Absolutel spitting image of Wilf and nothing fazed him. I remember him sunbathing on the pavement one day on his back whilst someone with an Alsatian dog walked past him, the dog going apeshit, and he merely raised one of his cat eye brows . That was class. There was a period in my life when he used to stay overnight in our house until his owner asked us not to let him in. He went missing one day and his owner knocked on our door to ask if we letting him in again. As we were about to deny it, he trotted down the stairs to greet her.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

In the mid 1990s in Poets Corner we had our own local “Wilf” named Ugly Cat. Absolutel spitting image of Wilf and nothing fazed him. I remember him sunbathing on the pavement one day on his back whilst someone with an Alsatian dog walked past him, the dog going apeshit, and he merely raised one of his cat eye brows . That was class. There was a period in my life when he used to stay overnight in our house until his owner asked us not to let him in. He went missing one day and his owner knocked on our door to ask if we letting him in again. As we were about to deny it, he trotted down the stairs to greet her.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I'm rather fond of Wilf. There, I've said it..

 

[Justice]

He’ll sign for another season won’t he?

I think that’s the point he didn’t.