Wife Washed my Season Ticket

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't worry it'll be a Breeze

 

[Brighton Mod]

That's a straight red!

 

[spongy]

The turnstiles for WSU are different sides depending on which entrance you use. Caught me out for the first few games the first season, then I moved house so now come in from the station instead of the car park and get it wrong. The installers who did the south entrance turnstiles were obviously left handed.

 

[Mowgli37]

Am I the only idiot who almost always goes the wrong side of the gate having scanned my ticket when entering the Amex?

Everyone has been doing it! They've even put handy arrows pointing to which side you go in to help us all now!

 

[MissGull]

My debit card has been cleaned many a time in the washing machine. Always been fine.

 

[METALMICKY]

You will lose all your E cash

Indeed he will. Money laundering!

 

[Luke93]

This is OBVIUSLY a secret message from your wife to SPEND more time with her. This will only end in tears..,

 

[mikevapour]

I washed mine my accident and it still works fine that gives you some comfort

 

[Gullys Cats]

Careful we don't like grasses on here! He could go down for a long stretch for laundering e-cash

 

[Norman Potting]

Am I the only idiot who almost always goes the wrong side of the gate having scanned my ticket when entering the Amex?

Yes. You also sound like the sort of idiot who would print out the email and try to use that as the "print your own ticket" rather than print the attachment. What sort of plonker would do that?

 

[Fef]

The turnstiles for WSU are different sides depending on which entrance you use. Caught me out for the first few games the first season, then I moved house so now come in from the station instead of the car park and get it wrong. The installers who did the south entrance turnstiles were obviously left handed.

That's a bit extreme, isn't it? Moving house so that you don't look like a JCL when entering the Amex?

 

[bravohotelalpha]

Only one thing to do - get yourself a replacement - wifey ...

 

[spongy]

That's a bit extreme, isn't it? Moving house so that you don't look like a JCL when entering the Amex?

Still wanted free transport included so I moved when they stopped the R shuttle buses on match days so I moved to Burgess Hill to use the trains