Why would you stick your penis in a toaster?

[clippedgull]

London Fire Brigade:

In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:

A man with his penis stuck in a toaster Toasted Cheese Sandwich maybe?
A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
An adult stuck in a child’s toy car
A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger

 

[Questions]

why would you stick your penis in a toaster ?

I've done it when the grill went on the blink.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Well a toaster makes bread hard, I guess he needed a little help

 

[Cheshire Cat]

You mean you've never tried it?

 

[clippedgull]

You mean you've never tried it?

Not since the electric knife incident. Cut off in my prime!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I did it once. Someone told me there was a Pop Tart in there, so I thought I would try my luck.

 

[El Presidente]

I did it once. Someone told me there was a Pop Tart in there, so I thought I would try my luck.

Is that the closest you have come to Geri Halliwell BoF?

 

[El Presidente]

If you enjoy some hot muffin, surely it makes sense?

 

[LamieRobertson]

London Fire Brigade:

In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:

A man with his penis stuck in a toaster Toasted Cheese Sandwich maybe?
A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
An adult stuck in a child’s toy car
A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger

o com on wheres your sense of adventure

 

[cloud]

An adult stuck in a child’s toy car

This I would like to see

 

[cloud]

 

[lawros left foot]

You mean you havent seen the girl who toasts the crumpets in Greigs?

 

[footychick]

Have you seen American Pie?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Help the cheese melt?

 

[Leighgull]

Because its too small for the blender?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

London Fire Brigade:

In the past, the Brigade has been called out to:

A man with his penis stuck in a toaster Toasted Cheese Sandwich maybe?
A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo
A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine
A child with its head trapped in an ironing board
An adult stuck in a child’s toy car
A child with its head stuck in a massage chair
A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase
Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger
A child with a tambourine stuck on its head
A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger

I'm sure he just " fell on the toaster " after getting out of the shower though it happens all the time !!!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

To have hot sex?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Is that the closest you have come to Geri Halliwell BoF?

I was thinking more along the lines of Ms Piper, but I could cope with her.

 

[hitony]

I'm sure he just " fell on the toaster " after getting out of the shower though it happens all the time !!!

You are so right here!! it's happened to me twice! and why is the sink plunger always left in such stupid places when I slip over?

 

[jamie (not that one)]

My ex was a doctor in A&E and some of the stories were insane. Lightbulbs up vaginas, pencils down japseyes, Barbie dolls up arses. The list of objects was ridiculous. A lot of Barbies too.