Strange isn’t it? I have a curious, racist willy that becomes small when drunk. There, that covers all the bases.Shove it up your bollocks.
Seriously, I'm harmonizing my real life and online 'presentation'. I'm now an annoying twat in both milieu.
Why other people digress, here are my suspected reasons
1. Small willy
2. Racist-curious
3. Drunk
That reminds me of the old joke of the girl describing this :I wouldn’t dream of sending pictures of my penis to random women through the post. Now the internet……..