Why the HELL is it taking so long for season tickets?

[Dickyboy]

Get a life the longer they don't send them out gives me more time to save up

 

[Easy 10]

Nothing EVER makes me audibly chuckle from this site. THAT did.

Then my work here is done.

 

[Storer68]

i've already paid for mine. why are you moaning?

 

[alan partridge]

I wouldn't call it moaning, more desperately seeking to be controversial.

Nail on head.

 

[Mendoza]

lets hope for Richie's sake that the move to the NEW ticket office goes well, otherwise there could be a large scale binfestation period of roughly 6 days

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Indeed. And I can now exclusively reveal the 2009 NSC Binfest Fixture List:

16/5 Why havn't we made any new signings yet ?
19/5 Frozen season ticket prices ? We should have a 50% DISCOUNT FFS
20/5 Why havn't we offered Owusu a contract ?
21/5 Why the HELL have we given Owusu a 2 year deal ?
23/5 Orient have signed Clungebert Fandango. Why havn't we made any NEW signings yet ?
3/6 Why hasn't my season ticket turned up ?
6/6 Glenn Murray was pissed on the pier today. Is this how a professional athlete should behave ?
12/6 The club shop closed at 4.30 today. WHY ?
17/6 Why are we ALWAYS away on the opening day ? Is it those bloody GAYS again ?
21/6 Where is my f***ing season ticket ?
27/6 The new away shirt it SHITE
28/6 Why can't I get the new away shirt ?
3/7 Why do we always play non-league RUBBISH pre-season ? Its hardly preperation is it ?
5/7 Can't even beat BOGNOR, we're going down. Slade OUT.
10/7 So what mugs going to pay a TENNER to watch a friendly against Pompey ?
14/7 Does Ken Brown do ANYTHING in the summer ? And wheres my season ticket ?
18/7 Three weeks to go and only 9 new signings - are we DOOMED ?
27/7 Wheres my season ticket ?
28/7 Can't even beat WORTHING, we're going down. Slade OUT.
3/8 Ticket office still bloody useless I see
7/8 Still no season ticket. No anwer from Brown either. SHAMBLES.

8/8 Official end of summer Binfest season.

If that is the official list - why haven't I received in in the post yet ?

And can I order a couple of additional binfests ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

And can I order a couple of additional binfests ?

That's an excellent and accurate list but I'm sure an old NSC lag like like you dear won't need telling that they spring up like mushrooms from very unlikely topics. Like recruitment consultants. Or firework displays.

Trouble is there's been a lot of binfesting already, when we were doing badly; people might be a bit SPENT. I do hope not.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I'm sure an old NSC lag like like you dear

Who's a slag ?

 

[The Large One]

lets hope for Richie's sake that the move to the NEW ticket office goes well, otherwise there could be a large scale binfestation period of roughly 6 days

What is the next one up on the binfest scale called?

 

[JJ McClure]

I'm not even going to buy a season ticket but I'm fuming non the less

 

[bhadeb]

Just spoken to ticket office - season tickets renewals being put into envelopes as we speak !!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who's a slag ?

YOU :lamestbinfestever:

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Indeed. And I can now exclusively reveal the 2009 NSC Binfest Fixture List:

16/5 Why havn't we made any new signings yet ?
19/5 Frozen season ticket prices ? We should have a 50% DISCOUNT FFS
20/5 Why havn't we offered Owusu a contract ?
21/5 Why the HELL have we given Owusu a 2 year deal ?
23/5 Orient have signed Clungebert Fandango. Why havn't we made any NEW signings yet ?
3/6 Why hasn't my season ticket turned up ?
6/6 Glenn Murray was pissed on the pier today. Is this how a professional athlete should behave ?
12/6 The club shop closed at 4.30 today. WHY ?
17/6 Why are we ALWAYS away on the opening day ? Is it those bloody GAYS again ?
21/6 Where is my f***ing season ticket ?
27/6 The new away shirt it SHITE
28/6 Why can't I get the new away shirt ?
3/7 Why do we always play non-league RUBBISH pre-season ? Its hardly preperation is it ?
5/7 Can't even beat BOGNOR, we're going down. Slade OUT.
10/7 So what mugs going to pay a TENNER to watch a friendly against Pompey ?
14/7 Does Ken Brown do ANYTHING in the summer ? And wheres my season ticket ?
18/7 Three weeks to go and only 9 new signings - are we DOOMED ?
27/7 Wheres my season ticket ?
28/7 Can't even beat WORTHING, we're going down. Slade OUT.
3/8 Ticket office still bloody useless I see
7/8 Still no season ticket. No anwer from Brown either. SHAMBLES.

8/8 Official end of summer Binfest season.

I think you need to add an interrogation of Dean White/Bob Booker's credentials as they are left in charge of a pre-season friendly where they can be heard laughing at half-time with us 1-0 down.

Possibly a thread demanding to know who the new phone in host will be.

Also the 6 or 7 customary 'Worth a punt' threads.

And finally a thread with someone claiming to have spotted *insert moderately famous flair player recently released* outside Withdean.

 

[bristolseagull]

What is the next one up on the binfest scale called?

bucketfest?

 

[portlock seagull]

Perhaps you could email him or ring and ask him yourself? ken.brown@bhafc.co.uk or 01273 695400

Ha ha, that old ruse. I won't fall for it again - you send a letter but don't even get an acknowledgement. You'll need to try harder if you're going to trick me. Nice try though

 

[timbha]

after all this, let's just hope they don't cock the mailings like they did last season, and then cock up the issuing of tickets so some of us didn't have our ST for the first few weeks.

ps - don't bother emailing KB

 

[jfs]

Is this an early 09/10 season moan or a late 08/09 moan?

Personally, the later they come out the later I need to pay the 'early bird' price so I'm happy to wait.

I also think it's a good sign that the club does not have a cashflow crisis and doesn't need to get the letters out early.

 

[Easy 10]

Is this an early 09/10 season moan or a late 08/09 moan?

Personally, the later they come out the later I need to pay the 'early bird' price so I'm happy to wait.

I also think it's a good sign that the club does not have a cashflow crisis and doesn't need to get the letters out early.

You do realise the 'early bird' season ticket price is only valid until May 15th.

 

[jfs]

You do realise the 'early bird' season ticket price is only valid until May 15th.

How do you know that if the details for next season haven't been published?

 

[Mendoza]

We Have Until Mid June To Secure Early Bird Season Ticket Renewals according to the official site, still now news on prices though. Although there is a brand spanking new ticketing system

Why the hell have we not been told earlier