John Bumlick
Banned
I have no idea if there are too many women on TV but I have just read this entire thread and have yet to be handed a sandwich. Coincidence?
All that, yes, and the fact he often calls it plain wrong "And it's a goal! It's in. No actually he's cleared it. Good chance, that"
And the fact he decides on his own pronunciation of players' names, and refuses to budge. Such as Olivier Giroud, which Motty insists ends 'RUDE', in contrast to the rest of the world, who use a silent D. Yesterday a case in point:
Motty: "Great penalty from GiRUDE"
Stadium announcer clearly audible in the background: "Arsenal's second, number 17, Olivier.."
60,000 Gooners: "GIROOOOOOOO"
Motty: "And that's GiRUDE's second of the game"....
I agree with Goldstone. I just can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
This is obviously a common trait commentators develop at a certain age, I remember when Murray Walker inexplicably went from saying "Ayrton Senna" to calling him "EYEayrton Senna".
Motty also seems obsessed with coming up with some obscure stat. relating to the game, and then takes great delight in telling you this is Lampard's first goal in the 48th minute of a Premier League game, or some such irrelevant piece of information.
Yesterdays fact on Sky.
"And that goal means Wayne Rooney is the first player to score 50 premier league goals....on a sunday"
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Yesterdays fact on Sky.
"And that goal means Wayne Rooney is the first player to score 50 premier league goals....on a sunday"
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This is obviously a common trait commentators develop at a certain age, I remember when Murray Walker inexplicably went from saying "Ayrton Senna" to calling him "EYEayrton Senna".
Motty also seems obsessed with coming up with some obscure stat. relating to the game, and then takes great delight in telling you this is Lampard's first goal in the 48th minute of a Premier League game, or some such irrelevant piece of information.
I had recorded the Football League show and viewed it on Sunday,whats happened to MANish,the femail covering his job was a complete distraction,there are so many men they could have used who have had first hand experience of our game,fortunately after a few minutes i was able to zap her out.