Mine (Westmorland & Lonsdale). Tim Farron squeaked back in, but FishFinger upstaged him during his speech.
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Mine (Westmorland & Lonsdale). Tim Farron squeaked back in, but FishFinger upstaged him during his speech.
pearl
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any pictures?
FatSuperman
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JCL - the new kid in town
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Lord buckethead had some decent policies too
Sussex Nomad
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He's on fire.
Thank God it ain't Thunderc**t... although that would go down well with NSC.
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HellBilly
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MY 2017 MANIFESTO: Strong, not entirely stable, leadership
1. The abolition of the Lords (except me).
2. Full facial coverings to be kept legal, especially bucket-related headgear.
3. No third runway to be built at Heathrow: where we’re going we don’t need runways.
4. Ceefax to be brought back immediately, with The Oracle and other Teletext services to be rolled out by the next Parliament.
5. Regeneration of Nicholson’s Shopping Centre, Maidenhead.
6. Buckethead on Brexit: a referendum should be held about whether there should be a second referendum.
7. Nuclear weapons: A firm public commitment to build the £100bn renewal of the Trident weapons system, followed by an equally firm private commitment not to build it. They’re secret submarines, no one will ever know. It’s a win win.
8. Nationalisation of Adele: in order to maximise the efficient use of UK resources, the time is right for great British assets to be brought into public ownership for the common good. This is to be achieved through capital spending.
9. A moratorium until 2022 on whether Birmingham should be converted into a star base.
10. Legalisation of the hunting of fox-hunters.
11. New voting age limit of 16 to be introduced. New voting age limit of 80 to be introduced too.
12. Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone.
13. Stop selling arms to Saudi Arabia. Start buying lasers from Lord Buckethead.
14. Prospective MPs to live in the seat they wish to represent for at least five years before election, to improve local representation in Parliament.
15. Free bikes for everyone, to help combat obesity, traffic congestion and bike theft
Whoislloydy
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What makes this country great is 3 crates for £20 in Tesco
I love how the fish finger is trying to look humble.Also, why isn't Tim Farron wearing a YELLOW tie? Surely on election night you go for the colour of your own party.
horshamite
Now Saltdeanite.
- Nov 16, 2010
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In the US Buckethead won!
JCL - the new kid in town
Well-known member
- Aug 23, 2011
- 1,864
MY 2017 MANIFESTO: Strong, not entirely stable, leadership
1. The abolition of the Lords (except me).
2. Full facial coverings to be kept legal, especially bucket-related headgear.
3. No third runway to be built at Heathrow: where we’re going we don’t need runways.
4. Ceefax to be brought back immediately, with The Oracle and other Teletext services to be rolled out by the next Parliament.
5. Regeneration of Nicholson’s Shopping Centre, Maidenhead.
6. Buckethead on Brexit: a referendum should be held about whether there should be a second referendum.
7. Nuclear weapons: A firm public commitment to build the £100bn renewal of the Trident weapons system, followed by an equally firm private commitment not to build it. They’re secret submarines, no one will ever know. It’s a win win.
8. Nationalisation of Adele: in order to maximise the efficient use of UK resources, the time is right for great British assets to be brought into public ownership for the common good. This is to be achieved through capital spending.
9. A moratorium until 2022 on whether Birmingham should be converted into a star base.
10. Legalisation of the hunting of fox-hunters.
11. New voting age limit of 16 to be introduced. New voting age limit of 80 to be introduced too.
12. Katie Hopkins to be banished to the Phantom Zone.
13. Stop selling arms to Saudi Arabia. Start buying lasers from Lord Buckethead.
14. Prospective MPs to live in the seat they wish to represent for at least five years before election, to improve local representation in Parliament.
15. Free bikes for everyone, to help combat obesity, traffic congestion and bike theft
I like 7, 14 and 15
West Hoathly Seagull
Honorary Ruffian
Alan Hope, who stood at Maidenhead yesterday, is I think the leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, having taken over from Lord Sutch when he died. For a while, his cat was the deputy leader. I have no idea whether it stood for election, though.
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
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That bloke is completely beyond the pail.
It starts with the word "Great" as in Great Britain?
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Yeah but is London Greater?
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
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Oh yes they did, Trump stood for election remember ?
vegster
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- May 5, 2008
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Where else in the world would the prime minister have to stand in their constituency for re election as an MP against....
Elmo & Lord Buckethead...
How fantastic is that.
Puts me in mind of a twist in the story of the Dark Knight in The Holy Grail......... " That's It. I win !, " says Corbyn,
Black Knight: " What ? "
Corbyn "Yes, I win as you Tories have lost your majority in The House "
Black Knight/Maybot : No I haven't
Corbyn : yes you have !!!! look, you have lost Kemptown,Canterbury and even Kensington !
Maybot : It's only a flesh wound ......
Corbyn... " but you have effectively lost ?
Maybot... " No I Haven't , I still have the DUP "