Why is there only one funny female comedian in the world?

[Nibble]

Your link sets off my antivirus software.

Anyway here is a statement i agree with;

There are more male comedians than female comedians and male comedians tend to be funnier than their female counterparts.

Shame, it's a good article.

 

[Dave the OAP]

There are some very funny women out there ...Shappi Corsandi for one.

BUT for pure dry wit, Dame Maggie Smith takes a lot of beating.

 

[Nibble]

Last Saturday, in an interview with Larry Getlen in the New York Post, Adam Carolla was quoted as saying what every man I know secretly thinks anyway: men are, as a whole, funnier than women.

“They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff. The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks,” he said, in preparation for a month of masturbating alone in his office.

Immediately, outraged blog posts started popping up, and Adam was decried as a misogynist and an asshole and a bad father for insinuating that his daughter should become a sitcom writer because it’s easy.

Despite this, that guy from The Man Show made it pretty clear that’s how he personally feels and he feels that way because he’s a comedian and it’s his business to feel that way. Adam also said he doesn’t particularly care what anybody thinks about it.

So here’s what people think about it:

1. Adam is mean and a jerk!
2. What if a woman said men weren’t funny?
3. He is wrong for not finding every woman alive absolutely hilarious!
4. Grrrr! Vaginas! Change your mind, damnit!

Now, I don’t know Adam Carolla, nor do I have any opinion on him. He could be a replicant, he could eat black babies. He could, in fact, actually hate women and rape one or two every day at lunch. This is information I don’t have. Ultimately, I don’t really think it’s relevant. The point is, every time a man says women aren’t funny, women respond in the same way. They say: You’re wrong.

The problem is, by simply responding with “You’re an asshole and a woman hater,” you ignore the idea that individual human beings are entitled to their own sense of humor.

For example, I don’t find a lot of humor in Def Comedy Jam, but that doesn’t mean I think the South should have won the Civil War. It means talking about black women’s weaves is just is not funny to me. It’s not my life experience. I don’t care if you pull a Clockwork Orange on my eyeballs and play Steve Harvey on an infinite loop while feeding me a heroic dose of mushrooms and tickling my feet—I’m not going to crack a smile at a man in purple double-breasted suit. I simply don’t care that white people dance like THIS.

But no one would say the reason I’m bored by most Def Jam-style comics is because I’m a racist. I’m not expected to like it. So why does it have to be misogynistic to think most women aren’t funny?

All this is to say: women actually are funny. Women are side-splittingly hilarious, in fact. Mostly to other women. To men, however, they’re usually kinda "meh." I’m a woman, but all of my favorite comedians are men. Does that mean I hate women, too? Do I hate myself? What if I take a hammer to my vagina and scream, “I NEVER WANTED YOU!” while pounding my clit into Veal Marsala and listening to Kathy Griffin? Choices!

Poor, dead, Christopher Hitchens! His legacy, unfortunately, seems to be a boorish, vague observation in Vanity Fair that women aren’t funny because, evolutionarily, they didn’t need to be. Sure, the man had some pretty solid arguments against religion and God and stuff, but let’s remember him for who his favorite female comedian was, shall we? Later, we’ll get a sneak peak at a posthumous recipe book for the Hitch’s favorite home-cooked meals: Linguini is Not Great: How Ragu Poisons Everything.

That women don’t need to be funny is an interesting argument, I guess, but there’s simply no way to prove it. Women don’t need to be funny? OK. I mean. Maybe? You either agree or disagree; and if you do agree it’s on the basis that it “sounds about right.” The baby ain’t swimming because the baby ain’t got no legs.

How about this. How about instead of saying that women aren’t funny (which is histrionic, overreaching, and based in opinion) let’s say this instead: Most men don’t find most women funny. And this, in turn, really pisses off most women. Because they find themselves f***ing hilarious.

Instead of getting all red-faced and angry about men not thinking I’m funny (mercy me, whatever shall I do?), I decided that I wanted to delve deeper into the question itself. That is: Why don’t men think women are funny? After some thought, I came up with this hypothesis:

I bet it has something to do with their jokes.

With the help of a magical wizard named YouTube the White, I watched five 5-7 minute (industry standard) sets from five men and five women who are well-respected in the comedy scene as of late. These are not open-mikers, they are rising stars. I purposely did not include great comics such as David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Maria Bamford, or anyone who has had measurable long-term success as a comedian.

Instead, I chose the type of comics who show up in a HuffPo “Comics we’d love to get pedicures with!” photo spread. Where possible, I used a set that had aired on late-night television. I wrote down every premise they covered and then I compared notes.

The subjects the women spoke about were essentially all the same. They were, in short, all about themselves. Their life, their hair, their roommates, their feelings. In other words, all the female comedy was turned inward. Out of five 7-minute sets, there were only three jokes that spoke about outside events and only one joke about politics. It took 28 minutes before I laughed aloud.

The men, on the other hand, rarely spoke about themselves. Jokes about their appearance were used as soft openers in order to lead the audience into the set. This is not to say that male comedians are not capable of being horrible, self-involved, rambling bores. Dear God, are they ever! But out of my personal test group, they were not. They spoke liberally about history, religion, and politics. They spoke in pithy, crafted observations. Never once did they mention they felt fat.

Below is the list of topics I faithfully wrote down as each new premise presented itself (where topics repeated between comedians, I placed a numeric tally after the premise). In alphabetical order:
Female Comics

Apartment is annoying
Bathroom attendants
Being a female comedian (x2)
Cosmo Magazine
Dating is awkward (x2)
Diamonds
Did poorly in school
Doesn’t want kids because she’s “selfish”
Gay marriage
Gynecologists/pap smears
Hangovers
Hates New York
Her body (x2)
Her mom (x2)
Her vagina
How guys hit on her
It’s hard being a woman, putting on makeup, and wearing heels and stuff
Jizz
Just got engaged
Just went through a breakup
Masturbation
Roommate is annoying
Sex and condoms
She’s flat-chested
She’s fat
She’s too pretty to do standup (x2)
What she’s wearing
What/who she looks like (x2)
Yoga



Male comics:
Alaska
Being thanked on an elevator
Clichés people use
Free AIDS clinics
God won’t help you bowl/God doesn’t exist
Having sex with animals
His name
Holding the phone between your ear and shoulder
How to treat AIDS
If the Jews killed Jesus
Jail shows
Mayan 2012 prediction
People asking him where he’s from
Pickle juice
The “ethnic needs” section of the supermarket
The age of sliced bread
The Cyclone at Coney Island
The Roman Empire
The storylines behind rollercoasters
Vegan soul food
What/who he looks like (x2)
White chocolate is racist



The first difference I noticed was how much easier it would be to guess the male comedians by looking at their premises. If you saw "Coney Island rollercoaster" and you know anything about comedy, you immediately know the comic I’m talking about. But, say, did you hear the one about the…vagina? You know the one about the vagina? Am I right, ladies? Oh yes, that one vagina joke. I’ve heard that one!

It’s not that women aren’t funny. That’s a stupid-ass thing to think, since obviously there are funny women.

However, I think female comedians don’t really want to relate to a greater audience. And ultimately, I think their core audience is just fine with this. If bachelorette parties are entertained and gay men are drinking it up, the comediennes are doing their job. Just like Def Jam and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour do what they’re paid to do. A lot of comedy is pandering to a core audience.

Interestingly, when men point out the women they DO find funny, they inevitably point to comedians such as Tina Fey and Sarah Silverman. That is, it’s the women who break this self-involved stereotype—comics who don’t constantly talk about themselves, and if they do, there’s a punchline. Comics who write jokes instead of telling stories. Comics who are harsh and focused and practiced. Women at the top of their craft.

Let me talk to the ladies in the crowd for just a minute here. Ladies? If you want men to find you funny, I’m afraid you’re going to need to broaden your topics of conversation. You’re going to need to talk about books and things outside your studio apartment in Brooklyn. However, if you don’t want men to find you funny, then just keep doing what you’re doing. Talk about yourself all day and all night! Talk about dating and read from your fourth-grade diary until the crowd carries you off on its shoulders. However, don’t squirt your period all over the couch when Adam Carolla says he doesn’t think most women are funny and doesn’t want to hire them for his show. Because you have the ability to change that.

Before you write a joke, why don’t you ask yourself: Do I actually have anything new to say? Am I adding value to people’s insights and beliefs? Or do I just tell stories and expect everyone in the audience to find me as adorable as my family and friends do?

How about this:

Instead of getting angry at men for saying you’re not funny, why don’t you go on stage before them and kill so f***ing hard that they can’t follow you? Why don’t you write killer material and shove it in their face until they can’t deny how great you are? Why don’t you do what every other comic does and use your anger and determination as fuel to destroy the crowd?

There’s a lot of competition and resentment in comedy. Comedians are f***ing assholes. If that upsets or intimidates you—male or female—then I’d say you’re not cut out for it. However, if it doesn’t upset you and inspires you, then get on stage and blow the room away and show Adam Carolla he was dead wrong. And if you can’t do that, then you’re not really funny, are you?



—KYRIA ABRAHAMS

 

[Simster]

And yes, Nibble is right. I think the fact that the funniest comedienne is actually a bloke says it all really:

 

[Stat Brother]

There are some very funny women out there ...Shappi Corsandi for one.

BUT for pure dry wit, Dame Maggie Smith takes a lot of beating.

I was going to name Shappi, but I watched a couple of clips, and they were a little derivative.
Better than many comedians, irrespective of sex, but not box office funny.

 

[Nibble]

Ironically, the attempts of the female author of the above article to be funny, are f***ing abysmal.

 

[mikes smalls]

Im not a big fan of many Women in stand up but as comedy actors Jo Brand and Joanna Scanlan in getting on and Julia Davis and Ruth Jones in Nighty Nighty are hilarious.

 

[Nibble]

Ruth Jones and Julia Daviesare both hilarious in Nighty Night

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Why are we only looking at stand up comedy?

There is more to comedy than just stand up, personally I find comic actors in television and film funnier.

 

[clapham_gull]

This thread would be retarded to protozoa, but I'll bite.

Comedy is subjective; and clearly the point you are making is that YOU don't find any (or just one) woman funny. Statement v opinion, and it certainly isn't a qualified statement, so it's an opinion.

If anyone reading this thread doesn't find any woman, in stand-up, TV, film or sketch, funny, it says more about you than it does female comedians. Have a look at your relationship with women in general - family, colleagues, partners, friends - and work out if somewhere along that journey somebody treated a woman as a 2nd class citizen and you didn't see any reason to challenge this behaviour. And in there, somewhere, is the reason you don't find *any* women funny.

There aren't many succesful female stand ups which says as much about your industry as it does the audience. Personally I've seen a few in clubs. Very funny but often the sort of material not suited to the mainstream.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I found Shappi Korsandi funny on live at the Apollo but on shows like mock the week and the like, it seems that the female comedians are never as funny as the male comedians. You can tell this from laughs in the crowd, in an objective way. I still find their jokes amusing but not at the same level. In the same way there are also some very poor male comedians but it's not a sexist matter.

Crappy Shappi gives women comedians a bad name, as does Ava Vidal and Andi Osho. The material is just so poor.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Shazia Mirza:

Being a stand-up requires Herculean levels of bravery, but being a Muslim comic, in a hijab, opening your post 9/11 sets with 'my name's Shazia Mirza, at least that's what it says on my pilot's license' is pretty much off the chart.

And she's fit too. WOULD.

Yes we know you're Muslim Shazia, and all the gags on the subject have been done to death. (Comedy Steve's 7/7 routine was seriously gag-tastic though)

 

[Acker79]

I like Katherine Ryan.

Me too! She will be at the komedia early february.

 

[red star portslade]

Pulling........ Best female comedy ever made

 

[Seasider78]

It's a bit like womens football whilst they are in the same sport it is just not as enjoyable to watch as the mens game. That's not a problem though there are plenty of things that I would like rather watch women in than men.....like porn for a start

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My missus always makes me laugh. Every game I go to Home & Away she says don't come back pissed------I don't think I ever do but I always wake up on the sofa the next day not remembering her name---or mine.

 

[clapham_gull]

This
I can honestly say Tate is the only women that ever made me laugh

Shame you weren't at The Balham Banana Cabaret last year. This woman did a routine about getting back at her boyfriend. It involved using a particular type of "beads" on her boyfriend, having previously numbered them. She described pulling them out slowly and painfully while doing the commentary from the national lottery.

I'm struggling to remember being in an audience that was simultaneously as shocked and laughing so much. I doubt she will get her own sitcom.

 

[Acker79]

Where are all the female standups? | Stage | The Guardian

Chortle, the industry website, reports that around 20% of the entries for its student comedy award come from women, and its own large but imperfect catalogue of working comedians lists 239 women and 1,130 men – suggesting that one woman to every four men is a roughly fair reflection of the people who become standups.​

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BBC comedy controller Cheryl Taylor recalls a mostly male audience at a recent Millican gig in Halifax – including "60- or 70-year-old Yorkshiremen all cracking up and falling around". So wWhat about women on the BBC? In January, the corporation was criticised in a report which found a lack of women on comedy programmes such as QI and Mock the Week, shows that mostly book guests from the standup circuit. (Outside panel shows, the picture is more even.) "In my world, and in my day-to-day conversations and meetings, I never really feel that it's in any sense dominated by men," Taylor says. "I'm aware that if you tot things up numerically, there are more male comedians around than female comedians, and probably more male comedy writers, but it doesn't strike me that it's a crisis."

She lists some of the women she is working with, including Lorna Watson, Ingrid Oliver, Jo Brand, Nina Conti, Jessica Hynes, Sharon Horgan, Holly Walsh, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Miranda Hart and Millican. "It's something the media get their knickers in a twist about," Taylor says, "but I'm not sure the general public do any more."​

Female comics will have the last laugh - Telegraph

When it goes wrong, onstage solo comedy is one of the least fun things to do in the world. I once did a guest spot at Camden Jongleurs comedy club on a Friday night. Jongleurs is not a place where audiences gather to be quietly amused at life’s little quirks; it is an arena where incredibly drunk people demand to be entertained in ways so broad that Roy “Chubby” Brown would blush. I think I managed to complete my opening sentence, but I never got to the punchline, as everybody in the room was screaming two words at me, one of which was “Off!” And I am a big old man.

It’s much worse for women. A friend – an experienced stand-up, used to the circuit – told me of her recent experience playing a comedy club in Cardiff. Her entire set was constantly interrupted by demands for her to take her clothes off, detailed sexual references, and the kind of constant barracking that, if it had occurred in an office or any other workplace, would have brought prosecutions. But stand-up nowadays bears no resemblance to the feminist alternative comedy of the Eighties, and audiences are free (in my for once serious opinion) to echo the misogyny of current stage and movie comedy in their behaviour. In a DVD culture where almost every comic film seems to be about dope-smoking idiots getting drunk at pole-dancing clubs, there’s little room for subtlety, wit or even common decency.​

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[brakespear]

There's only One black comedian that makes me laugh Eddie Murhpy
Am I a racist then ,

Lenny Henry there you go see what I mean

I counter with Reginald D Hunter, my favourite

edit: Although you could always counter-counter with Stephen Amos and we'd be deadlocked again

edit 2: Oh wait, Richard Pryor, one of the best stand-ups of all.

 

[honey boy zimba]

Try looking at Lisa Lampanelli on you tube she is a funny gal ,