Why has my cat started eating grass?

[Basil Fawlty]

I almost hesitate to ask, but curiosity has got the better of me ....
What is your pure white cat called, Kev?

*awaits answer 'midnight express'*

My pure white cat is called Daisy.

 

[Bry Nylon]

My pure white cat is called Daisy.

that's beautiful

 

[Basil Fawlty]

that's beautiful

Because she isn't deaf, she must have suntan lotion on her ears. She bloody hates it, runs under my mum and dad bed and hides in the draws for hours.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Because she isn't deaf, she must have suntan lotion on her ears. She bloody hates it, runs under my mum and dad bed and hides in the draws for hours.

What does being deaf have to do with it? Or am I being rather dense?

My parents have just got some new rescue cats. Awesome little things. The place was empty with Smudge (19 years old RIP).

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What does being deaf have to do with it? Or am I being rather dense?

My parents have just got some new rescue cats. Awesome little things. The place was empty with Smudge (19 years old RIP).

Oh damn, I mean't she can catch cancer on top of her ears, not bloody deafness.

 

[NMH]

Dogs eat grass, because it's the only vegetable it needs. There's enough in a few blades of grass to last a dog, and its' stomach gets what it needs and then expels the fibrous remains of the grass.

Humans often panic about this upchucking, because we equate vomiting with poisons or sickness. Twats, them humans.

 

[NMH]

My dog is getting quite a bit of venison lately, since the roadkill I came across a couple of weeks back.

 

[Bakesy]

Oh damn, I mean't she can catch cancer on top of her ears, not bloody deafness.

I'm so glad you're not my doctor Kev.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Natural for cats to eat grass, my pure white cat just brought in a large moth.

Mine does that - but she used to not kill them - so they used to fly around the house!!!

Now she's worked out that theyre rather yummy (for her anyway, ive not tried them!)

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mine does that - but she used to not kill them - so they used to fly around the house!!!

Now she's worked out that theyre rather yummy (for her anyway, ive not tried them!)

She jumps in the air and tries to catch them in her paws, sometimes she jumps to late and totally misses them!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm so glad you're not my doctor Kev.

Nonsense!

Patient: Dr, I have a very tight chest and a shooting pain in my arm.
Dr Kev: Ah yes. I have seen that before. It is what us professionals call an in-growing toenail.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Nonsense!

Patient: Dr, I have a very tight chest and a shooting pain in my arm.
Dr Kev: Ah yes. I have seen that before. It is what us professionals call an in-growing toenail.

For some stupid reason, I thought I was Dr Nick in The Simpsons.

HELLO EVERYBODY!

 

[Jimbo26]

My cat often wipes his arse on the carpet. He does it in a sitting position. Little wanker

 

[Yorkie]

My cat often wipes his arse on the carpet. He does it in a sitting position. Little wanker

He's got worms. Take him to the vet for worming tablets.

 

[Jimbo26]

He's got worms. Take him to the vet for worming tablets.

I rather take him outisde for a damn good kicking !!

 

[Yorkie]

I rather take him outisde for a damn good kicking !!

Suit yourself but that is what is wrong with him and constitutes neglect on your part.

 

[NMH]

Not kicking a cat's arse constitutes neglect.
Feed tiddles some nice tapeworms, and kick arse regularly.

 

[Trigger]

My cat chases and kills all the BIG spiders that ever dare to enter the house.

As well as eating grass and chucking up all over the carpet.

 

[Everest]

runs under my mum and dad bed and hides in the draws for hours.

She hides in your mum's draws? How do you get the pussy out?

 

[Jimbo26]

Suit yourself but that is what is wrong with him and constitutes neglect on your part.

Nothing to do with me. It's the wifes cat