Why don't people keep cows as pets?

[marshy68]

I'm saying why not treat them like horses as in keeping them in a field. It doesn't matter if they poo. In fact it's makes good fertiliser for the garden and allotments.

I think the majority of cows are kept in fields, although I could be wrong.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Probably come a bit late to this cow party, am I missing something?
Does it count that I'm making chilli with beef

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Probably come a bit late to this cow party, am I missing something?
Does it count that I'm making chilli with beef

Got last weeks chilli out of the freezer - add a few fresh ingredients - HOT STUFF

 

[knocky1]

I think the majority of cows are kept in fields, although I could be wrong.

6 months of the year inside and 6 months outside is about the average. Even for the organic milk industry. A small percentage, however, are reared only indoors and never get to see grass growing let alone eat it fresh. This is the future of the industry. These would probably make the best pets as they would have no expectation of the world outside the spare bedroom.

 

[gregbrighton]

6 months of the year inside and 6 months outside is about the average. Even for the organic milk industry. A small percentage, however, are reared only indoors and never get to see grass growing let alone eat it fresh. This is the future of the industry. These would probably make the best pets as they would have no expectation of the world outside the spare bedroom.

That's wrong if they don't get to go outside.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

That's wrong if they don't get to go outside.

Serious Question: are you married or into drugs

 

[Diego Napier]

Any excuse . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

Some of them don't look real.

 

[Albumen]

Serious Question: are you married?

Is this the first NSC public proposal? *goes off to buy a hat*

 

[AmexRuislip]

Is this the first NSC public proposal? *goes off to buy a hat*

Married to the old cow indoors

 

[Diego Napier]

That's wrong if they don't get to go outside.

Serious Question: are you married or into drugs

Don't fall for it Greg, there's a lot of grooming that goes on on the internet.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Face it, Your Mum was just going through the motions.

That Sir, Is fine work.

 

[pastafarian]

when you get bored with your cat or hamster you can just toss it into a wheelie bin or canal.
not so easy with a cow,not a practical pet at all.......so im out.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

when you get bored with your cat or hamster you can just toss it into a wheelie bin or canal.
not so easy with a cow,not a practical pet at all.......so im out.

Surely, and I say this as a vegetarian, unlike the other two pets you could feed your family on Daisy when the fun stops.

 

[gregbrighton]

I think goats make good companions too.

 

[crabface]

I think goats make good companions too.

Especially if they are called Gary.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Especially if they are called Gary.

Wears a hat with aplomb.

 

[W.C.]

They certainly don't look upon cows as such in Aberdeen. There was a celebrated case in The Press and Journal a number of years back, maybe even true, where a motorist was up in court for having, er, carnal knowledge of a cow. In his defence, the defendant claimed he got caught short on the way back from the pub, nipped over a dyke to relieve himself, and the cow reversed into him. Not sure if it ever stood up in court...


I'll get me goat

You remember that story of the guy who was having his wicked way with a goat in a field I'm sure. Spotted by people from a train. Best thing about it was after whatever his punishment was he told a newspaper that the worst thing about it was his mates wouldn't stop going on about it