Why don't I get invited to parties like this?

[desprateseagull]

home come with all those media savvy party goers trashing the place, no one thought to capture the moment one a camera fone..?

 

[London Calling]

doesn't sound like £260,000 DAMAGE either, some new painted walls, steam the carpers, remove juices from washing machine and perhaps a new TV. I say £1500 -£2000 at most.