Why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers?

[AmexRuislip]

I said you may wear them: not that you have to

I said you may wear them: not that you have to

corroboration and confirmation

 

[AmexRuislip]

What do you call a Bear with no paw ?













Rupert the b@stard

 

[essbee1]

What do you call a Bear with no paw ?













Rupert the b@stard

Amex - how's the stand-up going?

 

[Icy Gull]

Always thought Rupert Bear was a fecking weirdo

 

[AmexRuislip]

Amex - how's the stand-up going?

Hasn't got started since my one and only critic has questioned my comedic ability

 

[Worried Man Blues]

They're not check anyway!

 

[hart's shirt]

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checked trousers?

Because he doesn't want a bear behind.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Keep his balls in check?

 

[1066familyman]

He wears what he wants!
He wears what he waaaants!
He's Rupert the bear!
He wears what he wants!

 

[Gwylan]

I think if you're a male aged over fifty, the rules are that you may wear whatever coloured trousers you like. Teamed, ideally, with a shirt & a cravat in a jarringly clashing colour. The Henry Blofeld (or the aforementioned Michael Portillo) look.

Yeah, but I was about 27/28 when I wore those check monstrosities. Now I have reached, er, more mature years I could wear some more jarring colours ... but I fear that Mrs Gwylan wouldn't dare be seen with me

 

[Stephen Seagull]

He wears what he wants!
He wears what he waaaants!
He's Rupert the bear!
He wears what he wants!

That would be amazing to get a group singing that, most travelling fans wouldn't understand

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Is it because he likes to play golf?
And what have his trousers been checked for exactly?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Always thought Rupert Bear was a fecking weirdo

I have very many RTB annuals, as I enjoyed thm in the 60s when I was a nipper, and started a collection later in life. I have a quite old one where, I was astonished (albeit it was in the Express) to find a story where Rupert visits c*** island. I kid you not.

 

[OzMike]

Because he's a chav.

 

[DavePage]

I have very many RTB annuals, as I enjoyed thm in the 60s when I was a nipper, and started a collection later in life. I have a quite old one where, I was astonished (albeit it was in the Express) to find a story where Rupert visits c*** island. I kid you not.

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Clearly not checks, just a series of horizontal and vertical stripes

 

[Juan Albion]

Clearly not checks, just a series of horizontal and vertical stripes

Obviously that's his away kit.

 

[Albion my Albion]

In my younger days, I had a pair of green, white and salmon pink checked trousers. I wore them once and realised what a horrible mistake I'd made - they looked like Wallace Chesney's strides (© PG Wodehouse).

We've all done things we're embarrassed about ...

Your mum allegedly your sister.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I think if you're a male aged over fifty, the rules are that you may wear whatever coloured trousers you like. Teamed, ideally, with a shirt & a cravat in a jarringly clashing colour. The Henry Blofeld (or the aforementioned Michael Portillo) look.

My dear old thing, I agree.

 

[jakarta]

I have very many RTB annuals, as I enjoyed thm in the 60s when I was a nipper, and started a collection later in life. I have a quite old one where, I was astonished (albeit it was in the Express) to find a story where Rupert visits c*** island. I kid you not.

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Best not watch The Dambusters then!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

Because he's actually a Lumberjack Bear but he can't wear a check shirt because you wouldn't be able to see it through his jumper.