Why do women get the hump over NUFFIN ?

[Easy 10]

Whats wrong with this conversation ?

Wife: Would you ever get a tattoo of my name on your arm ?
Me: Nope. I don't like tattoos. I wouldn't even have one of the ALBION on me.

She got a RIGHT old monk on about that. Then when I asked if it was time of the month or something, she got WORSE.

Tch.

 

[clippedgull]

Your hairy side boards upsetting her?

 

[Easy 10]

Your hairy side boards upsetting her?

Wish they were. At least I'd know then.

 

[Zed Seagull]

She thinks you like the albion more than her.

 

[Starry]

oh easy. best not to ask that question.

mrs starry is in a right old mard at the moment because she has been with two sick babies all day and i worked from home to help out but i never help apparently (i did knock off to the pub for a couple but i was back within 40 mins) so i said i would go into the office tomorrow and she took umbridge and has slammed all but one down stair door so far. one more slamming and we'll have a full house.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Whats wrong with this conversation ?

Wife: Would you ever get a tattoo of my name on your arm ?
Me: Nope. I don't like tattoos. I wouldn't even have one of the ALBION on me.

She got a RIGHT old monk on about that. Then when I asked if it was time of the month or something, she got WORSE.

Tch.

She been watching Coronation Street then? That'll learn you

 

[MOG]

Then when I asked if it was time of the month or something, she got WORSE.

PMS

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

The correct answer was-

'No, in case I get blood poisoning and die. Then we would not have the wonderful years together that are to come.'

Lies & bullshit work wonders if used properly.

 

[Giraffe]

Because they are hormonally defunct. They are incapable of logic and therefore when outclassed by such logic have to return to type and act like a screaming gorilla.

My answer would have been, "yes but only when you manage to stop talking for ten minutes", it would never happen.

 

[cjd]

Because they are hormonally defunct. They are incapable of logic and therefore when outclassed by such logic have to return to type and act like a screaming gorilla.

My answer would have been, "yes but only when you manage to stop talking for ten minutes", it would never happen.

Blasphemy, blasphemy....!


Never, never...........use the words "hormonal" to a woman.....! I,ve made that mistake just ONCE in this household.Never again.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

Say "I will if you will..." Then change your name to Mike Hunt

 

[Gritt23]

Then when I asked if it was time of the month or something, she got WORSE.

Tch.

That's one of those comments you need to leave a pause before making. She gets irate at nothing, go and do something, shuffle some books around or something, then come back into the room a few minutes later and say something that sounds caring ....

"You're looking a bit peeky love, are you coming down with something, or maybe it's that time of the month?"
"Yeah I am on."

Snorted. You knew it all along.