Why do women feel the need to chat about EVERYTHING they do EVER

[The Grub]

QUOTE=Les Biehn;2464995]I like your thinking Max. I have often theorised on this and my conclusion is it is all about control and insecurity. As we largely live in a patriarchal society women don't feel the same level of control with regard to their lives that men do. Feeling this insecurity they talk incessantly about any manner of shit so as to gain some sense of ownership over events and situations they feel disempowered by.

Or they're just gobby bitches.[/QUOTE]
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[Les Biehn]

I like your thinking Max. I have often theorised on this and my conclusion is it is all about control and insecurity. As we largely live in a patriarchal society women don't feel the same level of control with regard to their lives that men do. Feeling this insecurity they talk incessantly about any manner of shit so as to gain some sense of ownership over events and situations they feel disempowered by.

Or they're just gobby bitches.

There you go sweetheart I neatened that one up for you. Now put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

 

[Wilko]

"I WAS ON THE TRAIN LAST WEEK AND I HAD TO SAY I COULDN'T MOVE UP THE CARRIAGE BECAUSE MY FOOT WAS IN A BANDAGE. AND ABOUT NINE PEOPLE SITTING DOWN - ALL MEN - LOOKED AT ME AND NOT ONE OF THEM OFFERED ME A SEAT"

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Didn't women fight for equality? Yep, well now you got it so enjoy STANDING up.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, it explains a lot.

But not, unfortunately, everything

 

[The Grub]

There you go sweetheart I neatened that one up for you. Now put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

It's funny, lots of people on here said you were a and you've just proved them right.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Oi Oi!! SOmeone got the painters in??!!

 

[vegster]

I have recently been romancing a very nice girl and I have established such a good relationship that she let one of the Masonic secrets of Femininity out of the bag...... we all know that girls tell their friends everything..... well one of the regular questions when debating a recent date/liason/bonk is... brace yourselves guys.... " length and girth ? "..... and yes we are talking down there.. how can they do that ?

 

[Skaville]

I have recently been romancing a very nice girl and I have established such a good relationship that she let one of the Masonic secrets of Femininity out of the bag...... we all know that girls tell their friends everything..... well one of the regular questions when debating a recent date/liason/bonk is... brace yourselves guys.... " length and girth ? "..... and yes we are talking down there.. how can they do that ?

Don't you do the same? I'm always asking my mates about the length and width of there ladies twinky's. My wife's is over two foot long and the width of your average piece of guttering. It has emergency strip lighting and everything.

 

[bristolseagull]

This is particularly noticable at concerts. I mean, why do they go if all they are going to do is gossip ALL THE WAY THROUGH? And of course they have to shout to be heard above the music.

Last week while Stevie Nicks was doing "Rhiannon," I'm not joking but one of the women to my right shouted to the other one: "Do you know who the drummer's hair reminds me of. . ."

well, what what is?

 

[Juan Albion]

well, what what is?

Me no understand. . .

 

[Les Biehn]

It's funny, lots of people on here said you were a and you've just proved them right.

f*** me, it's not even worth my time formulating a decent response. I really don't get what your problem was with the first post because if anything I was sympathising with women over the fact that we live in a patriarchally dominated society. Then the second one was clearly a joke.

 

[Nibble]

It's funny, lots of people on here said you were a and you've just proved them right.

I think he was just being patronising, but don't you worry your pretty little head about it flowerpot.

 

[Blackadder]

As a manager at work I try to get staff to use time efficiently. I currently employ my wife in my business so I can't see why she has a problem in fully utilising the opportunity afforded by TV ad breaks to discuss routine household affairs.

The 3 minute window should be sufficiently long to settle most pressing matters, i.e. birthday presents and cards, social engagements, childcare, weekend arrangements etc, but the way the wife prattles on we often overrun into Part 2. I've tried telling her to cut the waffle, maybe give me a Word document agenda but will she listen?...

Like your views!

Here we have Pav getting ready for his 3 minute "Power Meeting" during the adverts!

 

[Tight shorts]

After reading the usual negative comments about female behaviour, I can only assume that the type of women you guys have the ability to attract must be on the lower end of the scale, to put it mildly.

I could rant on about brain dead blokes but I don't cos I don't choose to mix with those types.

 

[Easy 10]

I can only assume that the type of women you guys have the ability to attract must be on the lower end of the scales, to put it mildly.

Well nobody likes a fat bird, now do they love.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Are there different types of women, then?

Chatty, very chatty and annoying, perhaps?

 

[British Bulldog]

After reading the usual negative comments about female behaviour, I can only assume that the type of women you guys have the ability to attract must be on the lower end of the scale, to put it mildly.

I could rant on about brain dead blokes but I don't cos I don't choose to mix with those types.

So what are you then? single or lesbian?

 

[Elder for England]

Didn't women fight for equality? Yep, well now you got it so enjoy STANDING up.

Being a girl I'm probably not supposed to admit it, but it is complete double standards. Women want all this equality and to be able to compete with men and then moan when they have to stand or pay for their own drinks!

 

[Simster]

Being a girl I'm probably not supposed to admit it, but it is complete double standards. Women want all this equality and to be able to compete with men and then moan when they have to stand or pay for their own drinks!

Wise words. And some single birds still consider acting like a complete SLUT is a bad thing. *shakes head*

 

[Skaville]

So what are you then? single or lesbian?

Bad guesses, she's a married woman.