Its a constant source of amazement to me how long women spend gassing on the phone. For me, a phone is an implement to make arrangments, nothing else. I don't want to know how my mates "are". I don't care about their day or their week. I'm simply not interested in their new haircut, or what shoes they have bought. A typical telephone conversation for me would be:
Me: "Pub tonight then ?"
Mate: "Yeah alright. About 8 ?"
Me: "Yup. See you there".
Thats a bit long winded for me Easy. I have a couple of mates whom I can simply send a three letter text message; FAP
It stands for Fancy A Pint, and usually means within the next 15 minutes or so.
I like your thinking Max. I have often theorised on this and my conclusion is it is all about control and insecurity. As we largely live in a patriarchal society women don't feel the same level of control with regard to their lives that men do. Feeling this insecurity they talk incessantly about any manner of shit so as to gain some sense of ownership over events and situations they feel disempowered by.
Or they're just gobby bitches.
Two ugly old bags completely RUINED my train journey from East Croydon to Blackfriars this morning. Apart from the constant YAKKING, they really were very boring. At the beginning, one of them said very loudly "I WAS ON THE TRAIN LAST WEEK AND I HAD TO SAY I COULDN'T MOVE UP THE CARRIAGE BECAUSE MY FOOT WAS IN A BANDAGE. AND ABOUT NINE PEOPLE SITTING DOWN - ALL MEN - LOOKED AT ME AND NOT ONE OF THEM OFFERED ME A SEAT"You see, at least this is silent. I've been listening to a pair of bints talk all f***ing morning. I'm actually trying to get some work done today too.
****s.
SHUT THE f*** UP
I think this is a pretty good analysis. Many females actually looked pained at the slightest suggestion of silence in a room with company, this must be fuelled by some form of insecurity.
Many consider females to be better comminicators than males because they talk more, however if you listen to a group of females 'talking' they do not actually communicate at all but rather speak over the top of each, not actually listen and then pretty much misinterpret what was meant in the first place.
As someone else has suggested I just don't understand the content of female conversation and why anyone would be interested?
Honestly, the last time my mum came round she was telling my Dad and I about some oven gloves and a new dishcloth that she got from M&S - Did she SERIOUSLY think we could give a f***?