[Politics] Why do we persevere with standing urination?

[Garage_Doors]

I'm afraid about 75% of my wees are "lazy wees". Mainly because I use it as an excuse for some solitude and a quick check of my phone. I only do the standy-uppy when I'm in a hurry.

You go on you phone when sitting on a toilet ??
That is very wrong on so many levels.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

There's a zip in your trousers for swift access by design ....

Way back in the 80's I remember my g/f went out wearing one of those fasionable boiler-suits [overalls] - what an event that was when she needed a piss ....
Reverted to mini skirts soon after

 

[GOM]

Du alter Dinosaurier

Nein, nur natürlich

 

[Washie]

You go on you phone when sitting on a toilet ??
That is very wrong on so many levels.

You'll find a majority of the population spend more time on the toilet on their phones than actually pissing shitting or wiping

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[BN9 BHA]

You go on you phone when sitting on a toilet ??
That is very wrong on so many levels.

This

You'll find a majority of the population spend more time on the toilet on their phones than actually pissing shitting or wiping

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Bog watcher?

Hopefully they are washing their phones at the same time as their hands.

 

[Washie]

This



Bog watcher?

Hopefully they are washing their phones at the same time as their hands.

Most people are generally smart enough to not wipe their arse with their phone.

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[BN9 BHA]

Most people are generally smart enough to not wipe their arse with their phone.

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I would say the smart people leave the phone well alone when using a toilet.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

You go on you phone when sitting on a toilet ??
That is very wrong on so many levels.

It's the perfect time for a quick browse!

 

[Durlston]

If I sat down on the toilet at 3am in the morning I would probably fall asleep on it instead of a stand up piss.

 

[Questions]

Always sit down when I pee in the night. Saves waking up.

I’ve laid down a couple of times to have a wee during this lockdown.

 

[Garage_Doors]

You'll find a majority of the population spend more time on the toilet on their phones than actually pissing shitting or wiping

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That is so unhygienic isn't it ?, handling phone before washing hands !
Did not realises this was a thing.

 

[BN9 BHA]

That is so unhygienic isn't it ?, handling phone before washing hands !
Did not realises this was a thing.

Funny how his username is Washie

 

[Fungus]

I’ve laid down a couple of times to have a wee during this lockdown.

Bath times?

 

[daveinplzen]

Kin,ell does this mean I can’t piss in the sink anymore ?

Depends on how much you weigh

 

[Justice]

God no real men piss standing up, although the other half moans about seat splash she would think I had gone soft if she found out I was sitter.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

When we had our extension built, I suggested to the wife it'll be easier to have a urinal in the downstairs loo. She said she would think about it....but not in this lifetime

 

[Winker]

Stand up at work (Hygiene reasons)
Sit down at home (Old man reasons)

 

[Blue3]

Personally I stand as the waters cold if I sit

 

[ringmerseagulltoo]

How do you piss against a tree if you are sitting down?

 

[Neil]

when you sit down your helmet dunks in the water