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Why can't Google translate Italian properly?



I mean ... what the hell is this supposed to be telling us?

MYSTERIES OF LONDON? Minium-Council Of the CROWN IN ORDER TO CLOSE The SPOUT To BURRELL? IN DANCE THE TAPE OF VALLETTO SODOMIZZATO FROM THE BUTLER DI CARL WHOM IT TELLS OF POMPINO REAL? To Buckingham Palace he has been summoned, upon request of Filippo, miniums council of the Crown. Tabloid "the The Mail on Sunday" reveals on the first page the terrible one blackmail of the butler-omo of Diana, Paul Burrell, that it would threaten to sell the tape of the recording of the story of valletto of Palace George Smith. One says that it is in game the prestige of the reigning house. As Paul had written Thread of the Tower more than a year it makes in its correspondence on Republic, the confession to Diana not only regarded the pain that valletto the Smith had felt when it had been ubriacato and sodomizzato from the favorite and inseparable butler of Carl, but described also to an other much embarrassing episode that one of a "member of the Royal Family who made a blowup", pompino, to a servitore of the Windsor. Burrell, a lot I penetrate in the world of the gay very informs to you, threat to reveal particular and, catastrophic, "the pompinato" name of the real one. E' that one of Edoardo? Or quite of Carl who, in spite of Camilla, could be, like the majority of English, a po' ambidextrous? Or of who other? Principino the William is ready to meet Burrell and to negotiate the purchase of the incandescent tape of the recording of the story of Smith with Diana. It was contained in a coffer of the prince who Burrell has carried via with to jewels, dressed from femme fatal in order wearing them same he and valuables Therefore ingenuous principini the William and Harry order to the butler Paul Burrell to close the spout. To stop it of sputtanare their mother. But the servitore of Diana them is not to feel. Adams tells some of all the colors on purpose of the lovers of its lamented prince-landlady (from Kevin Costner to Bryan), of the behaviors of Carl and Camilla, of prince Carl, Camilla. Moreover he discloses the more intimate letters that Diana had received in the years of its legend and it introduces itself quite like the man who challenge the British monarchy and the entire Establishment, impunito. How he can be therefore impudent? To sell its history embedding million and million pounds and dollars without that nobody the contexts, that no memories its gesta of predator gay or those of its little recommendable ragazzacci-lovers. The answer can be understood rileggendo the correspondences on Republic in the first two weeks of the slid year (resumptions with exceptional relief from British newspapers), of Paul Thread of the Tower, the journalist better informed on the secrets of the England that it counts. To that age amazing what had happened one: The Queen had saved Burrell from years of prison for theft of objects, of dressed and nails head, jewels and documents that were found to Kensington Palace. If them it were frigates, like she says herself, in the secret of the darknesses. But Bravo bobby had surprised it and arrested. Scotland Yard after taken care of surveyings had decided to carry it dinanzi to the judges for its criminal action. The sentence was in order to be announced, when with taking of incredible position its maestà is taken part nientemeno that Queen Elisabetta saying is without warning remembered that same it had authorized Burrell to keep the "things" of Diana. But between this "return of the memory" of Elisabetta, thanks to which the butler was acquitted from the theft accusation and a strange escape of hints on the favorite butler of Carl are who suspect a nexus. In a scoop that it has made to die of envies a good number of its connects, Paul Thread of the Tower has uncovered and told the disappearance of the tape in which confession to Diana was recorded the recording of one, the Valletto George Smith of to have been carried to the restaurant and then to house of the inseparable butler of Carl d' England, fact to addormentare and the then sodomizzato one. Moreover Smith has said in the same conversation recorded on the tape with Diana, of to have assisted to the consumazione of a "sexual action" between a member of the servitude and one of the Royal Family. These vicissitudes described with the due particular and completed with the names and last names from Paul Thread of the Tower the slid year, allow Burrell to continue to insult l?intera Royal Family impunemente and especially the poor Diana. The butler can laugh of the demand for the principini to become silent. To the contrary he has already shown, until making to take part to its Elisabetta favor, of having the papers and the ability to use them, in order to put KO definitively the image of the Royal Family.
 




The Antikythera Mechanism

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"Or quite of Carl who, in spite of Camilla, could be, like the majority of English, a po' ambidextrous"

Or Charles, who , although he is engaged in an intimate relationship with Camilla, could be, like the majority of English, AC/DC!

Thats a bit strong coming from the nation that invented bum banditry, or was that the Greeks?
 




Titanic

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"Therefore ingenuous principini the William and Harry order to the butler Paul Burrell to close the spout."

Classic :lolol:
 


Titanic

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"...the confession to Diana not only regarded the pain that valletto the Smith had felt when it had been ubriacato and sodomizzato from the favorite and inseparable butler of Carl, but described also to an other much embarrassing episode that one of a "member of the Royal Family who made a blowup", pompino, to a servitore of the Windsor. Burrell, a lot I penetrate in the world of the gay very informs to you, threat to reveal particular and, catastrophic, "the pompinato" name of the real one."

Is this what all the fuss is about ? ???
 




Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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lol i've pissed myself reading that :lolol:
 










Weezle said:
Can you give me the web address. I sit next to an Italian - i'll get her to spill the beans in English!!
As I believe Bill Clinton - who was himself an experienced "pompinato" - discovered, this sort of thing is probably best not done in the office.

:ohmy:
 










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