Huple
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I saw a poor old pensioner lying prostrate on the pavement the other evening. I say poor, because she only had £ 1.20 in her purse
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Why are old people so rude?
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tonymgc
Banned
At work we have this old bird who's been there since they built the place & looks like a make up bomb explodes on her face every morning.
The front of house staff have to say please & thank you when asking for something from us kitchen staff, To the point its written in their job description. However this old bag refuses to say it to me.
I dunno what it is, Perhaps she's a Palace fan
The front of house staff have to say please & thank you when asking for something from us kitchen staff, To the point its written in their job description. However this old bag refuses to say it to me.
I dunno what it is, Perhaps she's a Palace fan
Art Vs Science
Banned
- Sep 1, 2010
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I used to work in a nursing home and there was one very rude resident. Never said please or thank you and often swore at me for no reason what so ever. Still, i got the last laugh, she is dead now.
cmonbarrybringonwoody!
New member
they are just basically a bunch of rude fuckers, do you think its because they think they younger generation i.e. anyone below 65 are rude so they fight fire with fire? Tossers
This. 50% are very nice 50% are miserable old fuckers.
cmonbarrybringonwoody!
New member
this made me piss myself
cmonbarrybringonwoody!
New member
as did this, good work!!!
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
We have an elderly friend in a nursing home that is hanging on a bit. How much do you charge Art Vs Science ?
cmonbarrybringonwoody!
New member
another sign of getting old
yes yes very good!!!
The Merry Prankster
Pactum serva
The thing with old people on the bus is, it can present a proper dilemma.
Where's the line? How old does someone have to be before you offer them your seat? Do you risk offending someone by giving up your seat and having them say "you cheeky bastard, I'm not that old", or risk everyone else thinking "what a twat" because you didn't give up the seat as you thought they looked perfectly fit and healthy.
It's a RIGHT kerfuffle. Maybe we could give everyone over a certain age, or with particular frailties, a big sticker to wear, so the rest of us can give up our seats without fear of offending someone who just LOOKS a bit more weathered than they actually are.
Have you paid for your ticket?
Art Vs Science
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- Sep 1, 2010
- 6,419
Talking of old , hers a few for ya !
Subject: Please tell me that this won't happen to us!
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses...
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," she knocked on wood.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME !!!
An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The operator said, "Stay calm An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the
Officer radios in. "Disregard.." He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake.."
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I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday..."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
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SUPERSEX
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she
Said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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ROMANCE
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked..
"To get my teeth!"
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
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OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.. I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name.. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to Know?"
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
Subject: Please tell me that this won't happen to us!
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses...
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," she knocked on wood.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
__________________________________
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO ME !!!
An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The operator said, "Stay calm An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the
Officer radios in. "Disregard.." He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake.."
_____________________________________
I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday..."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
_____________________________________
SUPERSEX
A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she
Said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
_____________________________________
ROMANCE
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked..
"To get my teeth!"
_____________________________________
DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
_____________________________________
OLD FRIENDS
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.. I know we've been friends for a long time but I just can't think of your name.. I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to Know?"
_____________________________________
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"
_____________________________________
DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
skipper734
Registered ruffian
She took their milk away in 71. A lot of the little bleeders were thankful for that!
Norman Potting
Well-known member
They are rude because they all read the "Mail".
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
F*ck off man...... Far out!!!!! Groovy.
I always try to be considerate to elderly people, regardless.
Recently, for example, I was in the checkout queue at Tesco with a trolley piled high with a weeks worth of groceries for a family of 4. Behind me was a little old lady holding a wire basket containing nothing more than half a pint of milk and a tin of cat food.
"Is that all you've got, love?" I asked her.
"Yes dear," she replied.
"Well you might as well f*** off," I replied, "'cos I'm gonna be ages with this bastard lot."
See - it only takes a second to be thoughtful and considerate.
Recently, for example, I was in the checkout queue at Tesco with a trolley piled high with a weeks worth of groceries for a family of 4. Behind me was a little old lady holding a wire basket containing nothing more than half a pint of milk and a tin of cat food.
"Is that all you've got, love?" I asked her.
"Yes dear," she replied.
"Well you might as well f*** off," I replied, "'cos I'm gonna be ages with this bastard lot."
See - it only takes a second to be thoughtful and considerate.