Why are farts funny?

[Franks Wild Years]

When I was a child I had gastric flu.

Every time I sneezed I shat myself.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Hve you ever sneezed so loudly and strongly that its also made you produce a fart??

yep

 

[Simon Morgan]

Has anyone ever belched and farted at the same time

I never have, but I hear it feels like your body is collapsing from within!

 

[Screaming J]

More funny than a bum fart has to be the fanny fart.

Don't happen very often, but when it does, turns serious sex into a giggle-fest.

As can a bum fart produced by your partner during vigorus shagging! Although if too noisy or indeed smelly it does tend to put you off your stroke a bit!

 

[looney]

Why are they? They ARE funny, real, loud ones are at least. But not all bodily functions are - breathing isn't, for example. You don't announce to your mates "here, I've got a big one brewing", only to do a massive INHALE, do you?

Well your an over blown fart and your not funny.

Still haven't gotten over getting spiked by elmo all those years ago have you?

 

[ExmouthExile]

ever tried cupping your hand over your ars in the shower, then let one rip while slowing removing your hand?.....hilarious!!
(only do it in the shower though, otherwise you'll have a smelly hand!!)

 

[Easy 10]

Sometimes when I'm naked in the bathroom and need to fart I bend over and look between my legs so I can see my anus contract in the mirror, hope no one finds this odd.

Thank you for planting one of the most unpleasant mental images I've come across on these pages.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Hve you ever sneezed so loudly and strongly that its also made you produce a fart??

not only that, but i was so drunk at the time that the force of the sneeze multiplied the force of the fart, with the result being that i lost complete control of my bladder, resulting in a pretty embarassing mess

 

[GNF on Tour]

not only that, but i was so drunk at the time that the force of the sneeze multiplied the force of the fart, with the result being that i lost complete control of my bladder, resulting in a pretty embarassing mess

Thread Closed!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The duchess, while sipping her tea,
Enquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied, with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.