Why.....a moanfest!

[Poyetry In Motion]

I'd like to add -
drivers who are not disabled nor in possession of a blue badge, parking selfishly and illegally in disabled bays. This means you, white van f***ing man

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

And they always start out with a question like this:

"Hi there! [beaming smile] Can I just take two minutes of your time to ask if you think it's acceptable that fifty million African children aged four or under die every year in horrific agony due to AIDS/hepatitis B/starvation/dysentery/malnutrition?"

Which of course isn't remotely acceptable, but doesn't make me a complete and utter bastard if I decline to stop and discuss it further, as they try to imply.

I'm glad it's not just me. I'm fed up with being made to feel as if I'm more of a bastard to humanity than the 3rd Reich. I do care and if I'd limitless time and money, then yes of course I'd help. Unfortunately, my disabled wife is in greater need of my attention than a poor little 8 year old from Malawi

 

[the wanderbus]

old people who think it's acceptable to be rude ,as if they've somehow earned the right to be by dodging the grim reaper.

ex young offenders knocking on my door selling overpriced cleaning products from a bag....no I don't want a shitty dish cloth for a fiver & no I don't give a f*** about your rehabilitation, you should have behaved yourself in the first place you little cvnt.

AND they are ALWAYS northerners.

 

[footychick]

Cold callers.
People phoning you for you to do a survey/to say your computer has a virus etc
Drivers who don't indicate
Drivers misusing parent/child parking spaces and disabled spaces.
Some Americanisms like congradulations.
Builders bums.
Owners not clearing their dogs mess up.
Drivers who don't thank you for letting them through.
People who talk really loudly to each other so you hear every word.
Many more I can't think of at the moment.

 

[seagullondon]

99% of people in this site :biggrin:

 

[scarby]

Alan Carr... he wasn't born with voice ?

taxi drivers, bus drivers, bin men who think they own the road.

orange and coffee revels

pony tails on men and alice bands on footballers.

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

Forgive my ignorance, but who, or what, are Chuggers

I didn't know either

 

[Captain Haddock]

"People that seem to live solely to use their mobile phones." Seems to be about 99% of women under the age of 30 these days !!!

Why thank you! And yes, I think you have the demographics spot on there, Pete (sadly).

 

[pipkin112]

New parents that cant stop talking about their new-born baby, yes i'm sure they are proud, but i really couldn't give a toss when it had it's first crap, how many times it woke them through the night or how sore the mums nipples are from breast feeding. They then throw the baby at you to hold and find it so funny when it pukes on your shoulder.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

The Daily Mail...

and the express

 

[Barn Door Billy]

and the express

ah yes, and that bunch of Diana loving mongs as well