Whose voice can't you stand?

[Lady Whistledown]

And also Alan Green.

I suspect the only person who truly likes the sound of Alan Green's voice is Alan Green.

Pompous arse who thinks Radio 5 Live is all about him.

 

[Robdinho]

June Sarpong

Also, that woman with the deeply patronising voice who does the tax credits adverts.

 

[clapham_gull]

well.....I didn't want to be too damning but I concede your point

Embarressing on Top Gear tonight, some rountine about not remembering whether he studied Chemistry or Biology at University.

He reminds me of one those people who think they are funny, but people around him are so scared to tell him he isn't they simply laugh out of embarresment.

Someone needs to take him to one side and tell him "give it up son...."

Should think about being an estate agent, he'd be good at that. Depressingly he's also probably doing David Cameron the world of good. I suspect he actually a plant from the Conservative party to ease us in.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Surprised this hasn't made an appearance so far:

 

[Twinkle Toes]

The evil Brendon Foster-Steve Cram Axis

John f***ing Lloyd

Motson

Steve 'Dezember' Rider

Joe Pissquale

The Beckhams

Ben Elton & 'Thatch'

 

[footychick]

Westwood!
Accents, a la Sara Cox.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If she was still alive, I suspect Jade Goody would win this by a long distance.

 

[happypig]

Another one I can't stand is the bloke who does the sky program about traffic cops; I think he's from Manchester way.

Edit, he's called Lee Boardman :

and, slightly off topic, this is his mrs (he's batting above his average there)

 

[Juan Albion]

Phil Collins

 

[bhafc99]

That Welsh guy who does rugby commentary, Jonathan Edwards or something.

Nothing makes me lunge for the mute button faster than that over-excited Welshie going into sing-song high-pitched hyperdrive.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

On the whole, American voices.

Bearable on tv, but once they are right there next to you it's terribly painful.

 

[Willow]

Gok Wan, annoying little tosspot he is

He as adopted the same annoying vocal style as Sarah Beeney, and the BBC6 voiceover woman that BAG mentioned.

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Dennis Norden

 

[Questions]

That Geordie c unt who does the voice over for Big Brother. Always time for me to turn over the tv or leave the room when I hear him.

Alan Green ? Dont the BBC realise that every real football fan hates him ?

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Michael Stipe

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Janet Street Porter

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Ken Livingstone - a Kenneth Williams wannabee

 

[Garage_Doors]

And Jack the Lad aka Jack the Twat from whatever Southern FM is called these days. Pseudo-Cockney tosser.

Good call

 

[Steve Foster]

Ian Hart.

Whenever he does the phone in, my missus has to walk out of the room.
She can't stand his voice.

Never has one woman been soo happy that we now have a new host for the phone in!

 

[getreal1]

Anyone with an accent north of Three Bridges, anyone who says 'like' or 'oh my God' in every sentence, and the ones I think called 'wiggers' as per Weird Al's great song.