Whose got the best autographs?

[hans kraay fan club]

Where do I begin.
Cricket wise I have got Dickie Bird, Malcolm Marshall, Viv Richards, Martin Crowe, Richard Hadlee to name but a few.
I have got a few Egg chasers but no one is interested in them. Have got Mats Sundin ( captain of the Maple Leafs ) Emerson fittipaldi, Jacques Villneuve and David Coulthard. Now to real matters and Footy. Have got most of the Engalnd palyers from 86 to 96 including Lineker Gazza, Glen Hoddle, Chris Woods etc and have got hundreds from our games during the early 90's. My best ones have got to be Sir Stanley Matthews, Jimmy Greaves, Bobby Moore and Danny Blanchflower.

Are you Bennett Dean?

 

[Superphil]

I have last seasons shirt, signed either side of the club badge by Peter Ward and Bobby Zamora, it was signed at the pre-season friendly against Arundel, the day before Bobby left for Tottenham.

Do I win five pounds?

 

[B.M.F]

Are you Bennett Dean?

Who? Never heard of him

 

[Alfie Noakes]

You can all pack your bags and f**k off home right now as this thread is about to be ended by the use of overwhelming force.

I've got Jim Bowen's.

Smashing.

Now f**k off.

 

[Kneon Light]

Various Snooker Players, Loads of Albion players and (almost) the entire cast of Buffy.

 

[Albion Edd]

Loads of Brighton players from the last 10 years, Jamie theakston, phillip scofield and the chuckle brothers

 

[Bakesy]

I did have Edward Scissorhands but i think it's been shredded

 

[Hungry Joe]

Steve Foster
Jimmy Melia

Cerys from Catatonia signed my cock when I looked after her gloves once but it smudged when she sucked on it later that evening.

Actually, that last one is a lie, apart from the bit about the gloves.

 

[Bakesy]

Loads of Brighton players from the last 10 years, Jamie theakston, phillip scofield and the chuckle brothers

They played for the Albion

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I have the autographs of Lee Brilleax, Vic Bragg and Tom Jones.

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

The entire 1983 FA cup final team on a menu from a celebration dinner after the final. Its in a safe place, but I cant find it right now!

Also a signed Roger Moore picture cover single from the 1960s. Might be worth something when he is gone.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

I have a signed ball from the last ever side to play at the goldstone/ I wouldn't give itn up it Gerogie Thompson offered me a threesome with Sandra Bullock!!!!

 

[NMH]

The Joystrings
Jack Bruce
Townsend/Entwistle/Moon (on a WHO poster )
Joe Satriani
The Zombies
Eric Burdon
The Fleur De Lys
The Blodwyn Pig
The Downliners Sect
Yes
King Crimson (but not Fripp)
A couple of The Floyd, ditto Led Zep.

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

Have a signed Albion ball from last season and a few signed programs from Nathan Jones, Hinsh, Dan Harding and Alexis Nicolas.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I've got one from Elvis Presley. It reads: "I've just shagged Marilyn Monroe, and she was awesome. And she told me Frank Sinatra shot JFK. Best wishes - The King."

Anyone beat that?

 

[London Calling]

All of the Jam on the cover of Going Underground the version with Tube station live, dated the day it went to no. 1

The Clash on various albums.
The Who.
SLF
The Members
Piranhas
Killing Joke
etc
Loads of Sussex Players and touring sides.
Arthur Scargill, James Callaghan as PM, Tony Benn and Dennis Skinner.

You can work out what I used to do as a teen.

LC

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Geoff Hurst, and...

ahem, Omar Daley....

Omar Daley?

winger wasn't he?

 

[Simon Morgan]

had photo taken with zamora, autographs : zamora, dick knight, nathan jones, charlie oatway, gary hart, danny cullip, leon knight, alec stewart, pretty much the whole sussex team, graham thorpe, rikki clarke, mike gatting, devon malcolm, john crawley, chaminda vaas, rahul dravid, adam hollioake, iwan thomas, other people who ive met: david walliams (little britain) and gem archer (oasis)

 

[SK1NT]

sharapova, dokic, kournakova, lineker, klinsmann, des walker, fat boy slim (on my play off final ticket) jimmy white.

 

[METALMICKY]

My prized autograph is music related and is a signed copy of Bruce Dickinson's live solo album "Scream for Me Brazil" which he kindly signed 5 mins after landing the plane he was flying us all in to Dublin