who's your favouritest ex-brighton crap/novelty foreign player?

[turienzo's lovechild]

obviously i loved big FED, but i was also a fan of

FLORENT CHAIGNEAU

i saw him smoking and WOMANISING in the beach club once, he was literally SMOTHERED with ladies

 

[Frutos]

Have a guess (although I wouldn't say he was crap).

 

[Trigger]

He wasn't crap, infact he was pretty damn good, but he was ILLEGAL so the situation was crap...

Stand up EMEKA IFEJIAGWA.

 

[Stoichkov]

Lorenzo Pinamonte. I just couldn't get me head around the fact we'd signed an Italian striker. Proper FLAIR...

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

It has to be the one and only DIGGLER

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

He wasn't crap, infact he was pretty damn good, but he was ILLEGAL so the situation was crap...

Stand up EMEKA IFEJIAGWA.

EXCELLENT shout

i don't think we get enough players being DEPORTED

 

[Horsham Gull]

The coca cola kid

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Lorenzo Pinamonte. I just couldn't get me head around the fact we'd signed an Italian striker. Proper FLAIR...

i remember him injuring darren currie cos he took a free kick and kicked it really hard at darren curries HEAD

 

[Scotty Mac]

the ICEMAN - valur gislason. another of the FLAIR foreign youth products from the arsenal school of EXCITEMENT

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

shit! is that what he looks like?!

he was so FEEBLE

 

[Trigger]

Let's not forget KING DONG, Anthony Rougier, everyone thought he was going to be crap but he was actually BRILLIO.

 

[Scotty Mac]

shit! is that what he looks like?!

he was so FEEBLE

i dont think that is him - disapointingly, google image search was unable to produce THE iceman, so i just took a photo that had managed to IMPOSTER itself under valurs great name

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i give you the man who's played in the champions league, premiership and world cup, yet was still utterly WANK

 

[Scotty Mac]

gay, from cape verde and a MASSIVE part of the brawl of bramall, its only george SANTOS

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The correct answer is

Hans Kraay.

A nutter who liked to jump up and down in front of the goalie for the corners.

 

[Stoichkov]

After about 20secs of this wise-guys debut, I was dreaming of the Champions League!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

HELLO YOU!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

one for the flair conniseurs here

 

[gjh1971]

shit! is that what he looks like?!

he was so FEEBLE

No, this is him:

 

[gjh1971]

one for the flair conniseurs here

Aah Bertin!!

Now this guy was crap but flair: