Cecil
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Fortunately we do not have such undesirables in Lancing.
Surely the title of the thread in respect of Lancing should be "whos you local normal person" ??
Fortunately we do not have such undesirables in Lancing.
There can be a few in The Star in Haywards Heath.
Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!
(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)
Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!
(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)
It is 100% true mate - Ozzy his name was - used to live in Punnetts Town and sing whilst cycling through the village - loudly and oddly.
I know exactly who you are talking about and that footpath that takes you to the Jack and Gill pub.
If i remember right he was called wierd Tony.
There can be a few in The Star in Haywards Heath.
I love Bernadette. She sits outsite the Co-op all day waiting for me to come out. Mmmmmm Bernadette.
Some bloke in the village where i'm from (he's left now) used to go to the local pubs on his bike. He'd then ask woman to PISS on his map and he'd wait for it to dry and then follow the route on his bike (cycle) - this is infact 100% true although it sounds like it isn't!
(no it wasn't CECIL either before anyobne asks)
I remember as a child in Hurstpierpoint in the 80's a strange woman who apparently was an ex-actress, according to my parents, who used to walk around the village with her face completely white with some king of face/grease paint. Put the fear of god into me.
If I remember rightly the authorities found she was very rich when she died and in fact a lot of her bags were full of cash. she used to live in the woods along the A264 between Horsham and Crawley