[Football] Who's the wanker in the black?

[Bozza]

Miss this chant. That's all.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Miss this chant. That's all.

Who's the wanker in the orange with cerise piping doesn't quite cut it, does it?

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Miss this chant. That's all.

Love it.
Careful though, I had a complaint made against me for screaming 'you f****ing blind c*** ' at the ref last month. Teach me for accepting a freebie seat in the East stand. Roll on a pay rise so I can my get own seat in the NS.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Shirley all you need to do is find out where the Complete And Utter Shyster is refereeing next .. and pop along.

 

[Megazone]

That chant is wankophobic.

There's many fans in the ground who are real life wankers. Some might even be tossing off at half time, some during the match, others on the train home. Why should they be singled out? Thankfully, football has now moved forward from the dark days of narrow minded sing-songs. Wankers are now welcome to football. The chant isn't.

 

[Goldstone1976]

 

[Bozza]

"You're going home in a Sussex ambulance."

How far did the good people of the Sussex Ambulance Service (or whatever they're called) transport those who'd taken an unfortunate pounding? I always liked to think they'd make it to the Surrey border and turf them out with a cheery "Good luck chap".

 

[Goldstone1976]

Over there... over there...

 

[The Fifth Column]

A g
a g r
a g r o

agro!

 

[Eggman]

No, No, No, No, No, NO No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No NOGAN

 

[Bozza]

You'll never make the station,
You'll never make the station.
(And if you do, RMT members will do their level best to ensure you don't reach your intended final destination this evening)

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

When the Complete and Utter Shyster refs again, perhaps we could play this instead of GOSBTS.

https://youtu.be/uqJHoZBJYxI

 

[Eeyore]

'We're shit and we know we are. ..'

Been some while now.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Same tune as 'Sussex ambulance' ...."Your gonna get your f***in eds kicked in"

 

[Eeyore]

Miss this chant. That's all.

It used to be 'Oh my, what a referee'. Folk felt more comfortable using public explicits about the time Channel 4 turned up.

 

[AZ Gull]

No, No, No, No, No, NO No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No NOGAN

And, around the same era:-

Flatts the way, uh-huh, uh-huh,
I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

More please. I'd forgotten most of these.

 

[AZ Gull]

Celery, celery, we're the famous BrightNoveAlb'n and we're throwing celery....

 

[pasty]

Celery, celery, we're the famous BrightNoveAlb'n and we're throwing celery....

if she doesn't come I'll tickle her bum with a stick of celery

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Who's your Father?
Who's your Father?
Who's your Father referee?
You ain't got one, you're a B@stard
You're a B@stard referee