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Muzzman

Pocket Rocket
Jul 8, 2003
5,455
Here and There
If you're gonna have sex in a field, you don't do it by the front gate, do you? You want to find a secluded area, preferably under a tree with over hanging branches in a field just off Ditchling Beacon...
















What?
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
who on earth would want to stick their old man in that evil old hag :eek: :eek: :eek: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:
 








Stinky Kat

Tripping
Oct 27, 2004
3,382
Catsfield
is it the horsey girl from the apprentice

top totty when the beer googles drop over the eyes
 


Dick Knights Mumm

Take me Home Falmer Road
Jul 5, 2003
19,736
Hither and Thither
I suspect you don't choose her - she chooses you.

And if she did - you would need iron will to resist. Of course it takes two to tango .......... but she is a top-class flirt and does not let things like wife/family to get in the way.
 
















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