[Albion] Who's the flairest of them all? 2024- NOMINATIONS THREAD

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Any secondary voters for the world cup winner ?!

Ally Mac doesn't fit the thread's flair criteria IMO.

Here's what the o.p says:

-Off field and possibly even on field shenanigans

-Skill but in an “unfulfilled potential” kind of way- NOT JUST BEING A SKILLFUL PLAYER

-Controversy /drama

-Extravagant hair/appearance

There was no off/on field shenanigans. No controversy or drama. No extravagant hair/appearance. Plenty of skill but I'd say it was fairly well fulfilled.

Basically, he is and was just a very good player and model pro.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Any secondary voters for the world cup winner ?!

Ali Mac is the most anti-flair player we’ve ever had probably. Someone who truly excelled on the pitch, lived up to their full potential and created no drama or controversy at all.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Maheta Molango

And

Lorenzo Pinamonte

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I rest my f***ing case.

I’ll second Molango. Scoring one of the fastest ever goals in the EFL, and then essentially nothing else.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I’ll second Molango. Scoring one of the fastest ever goals in the EFL, and then essentially nothing else.

He's the current president of the PFA. The most unflairy job in the world.

Edit: I was at the Madejsky (or was it Hillsborough?) to see his goal. I think we lost 3-1 in the end, didn't we?

 

[Brian Fantana]

He's the current president of the PFA. The most unflairy job in the world.

Edit: I was at the Madejsky (or was it Hillsborough?) to see his goal. I think we lost 3-1 in the end, didn't we?

It was Reading away, for sure.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Alan Duffy great hair with massive sideburns was often the only substitute who would invariably come on and either commit a foul or boot the ball over the south stand towards the bakery

seconded (well, firsted actually, but whatever)

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Maheta Molango

And

Lorenzo Pinamonte

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I rest my f***ing case.

I'll second Pinamonte.

Withdean South stand chanted 'Italia, Italia'.

He scored some goals.

Then he couldnot risk the lure of the big time. At third division Brentford. Where he disappeared without a trace. What a guy.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ali Mac is the most anti-flair player we’ve ever had probably.

I reckon Aaron Hughes would have something to say about that.

 

[Brian Fantana]

I reckon Aaron Hughes would have something to say about that.

Fair comment.

I meant in the context of flair players traditionally flattering to deceive.

 

[stewart12]

Ok I'm going to stop nominations there, thank you for your submissions. I have added in a couple of secondings from myself to create an outrageous 36 man tournament

draw will commence tomorrow

Frank Worthington
Vicente
Ezequiel Schelotto
Paddy McCourt
Sergei Gotsmanov
Alan Biley
Mauricio Tarrico
Leon Knight
George O'Callaghan
Nzuzi Toko
Shane Duffy
Baz Savage
Jonny Dixon
Anthony Knockaert
Juergen Locadia
Alireza Jahanbaksh
Kazenga Lualua
John Byrne
Neal Maupay
Jiri Skalak
Steve Foster
Inigo Calderon
Federico Turienzo
Fran Sandaza
Florent Chaigneau
Robbie Savage
Percey Tau
Kemy Agustien
Gonzalo Jara
Alan Duffy
Maheta Molango
Lorenzo Pinamonte
Dirk Lehmann
Cristian Baz and Agustin Battipiedi (joint)
Diego Arismendi
Rod Thomas

 

[Dave the OAP]

Frank Worthington. Thread closed

 

[Marty McFly]

Poor Colin Hawkins

 

[Kosh]

I'll second Pinamonte.

Withdean South stand chanted 'Italia, Italia'.

He scored some goals.

Then he couldnot risk the lure of the big time. At third division Brentford. Where he disappeared without a trace. What a guy.

He went on to bang in some serious goals in the Italian C1 division… that right there is flair overdrive.



That video has done it for me, end the competition now… it is over.

I think he’s put that together himself too… again, absolute FLAIR.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

He went on to bang in some serious goals in the Italian C1 division… that right there is flair overdrive.



That video has done it for me, end the competition now… it is over.

I think he’s put that together himself too… again, absolute FLAIR.

One minute before you see the first goal.

A penalty.

Is the electrical guitar accompaniment done by you?

 

[Kosh]

One minute before you see the first goal.

A penalty.

Is the electrical guitar accompaniment done by you?

Maybe

There’s one outrageous goal in that comp, Zlatan would have been proud.

Likes a running track round his grounds of choice.

Knew we should have signed him, would have been a God ! An Albion God.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Rod Thomas, John Byrne & Gotsmanov

Thomas was a lazy DJ who ran out his contract. The only flair involved here is the one that should have been ignited up his arse.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Jimmy Case

seconded

I am the only person in the world who eye-witnessed him play a long ball towards the North, and continue the leg swing, as most eyes followed the ball, till his boot collided with the flesh of an opponent in flabby pursuit.

It was magical. A brass-neck assault hidden in plain sight.

And he'd probably claim he didn't hear the opponent coming, owing to being deaf in one ear.

Class.

 

[Eeyore]

seconded

I am the only person in the world who eye-witnessed him play a long ball towards the North, and continue the leg swing, as most eyes followed the ball, till his boot collided with the flesh of an opponent in flabby pursuit.

It was magical. A brass-neck assault hidden in plain sight.

And he'd probably claim he didn't hear the opponent coming, owing to being deaf in one ear.

Class.

I remember him coming back from non-league football, aged 104, and playing a few matches. Couldn't run but could lay a ball from 60 yards on a sixpence.

 

[Giraffe]

Alan Biley

 

[big nuts]

Thomas was a lazy DJ who ran out his contract. The only flair involved here is the one that should have been ignited up his arse.

I think you must be mixing him up. Adams released him at the end of the 99/00 season.

He wasn’t really an Adams type of player, and got moved out. Before that he made some of the Priestfield trips half bearable.