It must be the football expert who in WSU Block H always yelled several times each game in his best Phil Mitchell:
“Man on”.
“Down the channel for f*ck sake”.
I don't sit far away from that.
We had a coach when I was playing youth football who had an obsession with being first to the ball. Then much later in life I played 4 a side at Westows and one of the other teams had someone who would always say "seconds" for a second ball. I think it started as a joke but by the end of the season every time the ball went loose someone would yell "seconds".
I therefore have a tendency to yell "first to it" and "seconds" at the appropriate time from the WSU even though no **** can hear me on the pitch.