McTavish
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Translation: I own a Mercedes dontchaknow - and perhaps not surprisingly I am a tw@t.
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Who's been a silly **** today?
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Sussex Nomad
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It is supposed to be light hearted (if you can be about screwing your Merc) do you not understand that?
Sussex Nomad
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C class 6.3, my dream
Sussex Nomad
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This is the problem isn't it? People just hate other people that have a better house, car, holiday, etc. Forget CLS just pretend I have a Citroen 1.4... f*cking hell
McTavish
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Not at all, it's just that the story would have worked just as well if you had put "car" instead of "CLS". Why did you put "CLS", why not "car" or even " Mercedes" particularly when several people don't even know what you are talking about? And you are assuming that you have a better car than me...
Da Man Clay
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Welll, it's marginally less attention seeking than yesterday's thread.
Yep. Spent AGES putting an Ikea wardrobe together in my daughters new flat. Middle panel was the wrong way round. Had to take the whole fecking thing apart again. Silly ****.
Knocky's Nose
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You could have just put "wardrobe" instead of saying Ikea and flashing your money about... FFS
Taybha
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CLS stands for 'Canadian Lumber Standard'. CLS was originally manufactured in Canada for use in the building of timber framed houses, hence it's name. Over the past few years CLS has become increasingly popular in the UK for use as framing for stud walls and internal partitions , and latterly skirtings and coving finishing .
theboybilly
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Afraid not, confescated from former employer, had a crows foot on it
Trigger had a saying - 'Look after your hammer....'
AmexRuislip
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You could have just put "wardrobe" instead of saying Ikea and flashing your money about... FFS
She bought it, just needed 'help' putting it together. Wasn't very good help.
You think IKEA is expensive ?!
Did you blame the instructions?
No, lack of concentration......
5 more items to **** up tomorrow too. FML. [emoji849][emoji24][emoji24]
Knocky's Nose
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I was taking the mick out of the tone of the whole thread - nothing targeted
I lost my sense of humour earlier this afternoon, on about page 12 [emoji23][emoji23]
hitony
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I read cls and skirting and imagined someone with a length of timber who'd caught another bit of timber and pulled it off the wall?
Having been in the building game for most of my life.........so did I......... CLS = I immediately thought "Lengths of timber / studwork" .....Skirting = Timber at floor level on the walls!!
pasty
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half time scores
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Afraid not, confescated from former employer, had a crows foot on it
Old tools with the military crows foot mark are becoming very collectable, anything else written on it?