whore houses in Bournemouth?

[brighton terra]

No, that is Southampton.....I worked near there once...honestly that's the only reason I know!

There must be something very odd about Derby Road then, as that's definitely in, or very close to, Bournemouth's red light district.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Maybe this handsome chap could point you in the right direction (although some hot-sex action might well turn out to be shithouse).

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I only ever shagged one prossie in my life, and that was in Brighton. Number from a phone box, got an address, and cost about £30.

Was the worst shag of my life, she got the hump 'cos I was taking too long to cum.

A little strange for an obviously classy girl.

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

Ask eddie howe he been selling his body

 

[little al]

A little strange for an obviously classy girl.

She was quite fit from memory, I got her to dress as a nun.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

She was quite fit from memory, I got her to dress as a nun.

I think you need help.

 

[NMH]

....and Tricky Dicky is willing to volunteer

 

[little al]

....and Tricky Dicky is willing to volunteer

Eww, if I wanted a man to manhandle my manhood, I'd support your mob.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Eww, if I wanted a man to manhandle my manhood, I'd support your mob.

Without knowing you, I'll share your Eww and raise you a aaarrrgghh.

 

[little al]

Without knowing you, I'll share your Eww and raise you a aaarrrgghh.

To be fair, I'm quite a catch.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

To be fair, I'm quite a catch.

You're not going to buy me off if you only spend £30 on a hooker !

 

[little al]

You're not going to buy me off if you only spend £30 on a hooker !

It was 20+ years ago. Lot of money back then.

(will you dress as a nun)

 

[Chicken Runner61]

That whole nun thing must be a thing with Palace supporters as thats what they put down for Father on their birth certificates

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That whole nun thing must be a thing with Palace supporters as thats what they put down for Father on their birth certificates

Or St Michael. That is what it said on the name tag of his jumper.

 

[little al]

Or St Michael. That is what it said on the name tag of his jumper.

Next, I saw it in your wife's knickers.

Along with C&A so she knows which side is the arse.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

It was 20+ years ago. Lot of money back then.

(will you dress as a nun)

That's a habit I really don't want to get in to.

 

[little al]

That's a habit I really don't want to get in to.

Nice punnery

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

I would so like to lick her arse. FIT.

I was thinking exactly the same thing, there's not many girls I'd rim but by jove I sure would to her

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Nice punnery

I'm available for weddings, barmitzvahs and funerals.

 

[Voice of Reason]

This is the kind of girls I like, £150 an hour but my god are they good.

What do you do for the other 59 minutes?