Who would you kick up the butt, or throw a free punch at?

[Stato]

My question, how on EARTH is Ed Sheeran on this shortlist?? You might not be huge fan sure, but to lump him in with the like of Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump is laughable. For what it's worth he's one of nicest people around.

He can be as nice as we wants, but that awful hack fiddle dee dee song that my kids play relentlessly is reason enough for him to be on the list. I've tried playing them the Steve Earle song of the same name, but I seem to have lost them to his plastic mediocrity.

 

[Baker lite]

I needs a good kick up the ****,D,given the opportunity I would love to slap him,but for Me Jeff,it's got to be the war criminal F.

 

[Weststander]

A, B, D, E.

A mixture of political views in there, as I make up my own mind. Liars or the sly/manipulative feature. Evans is neither, but his voice is just shite.

 

[Weststander]

He can be as nice as we wants, but that awful hack fiddle dee dee song that my kids play relentlessly is reason enough for him to be on the list. I've tried playing them the Steve Earle song of the same name, but I seem to have lost them to his plastic mediocrity.

I understand completely, you find his music so dull and overplayed, that metaphorically you'd like to give him a kick.

I feel the same about the depressing James Blunt, but his luvvies seem to think that any non-believer is committing sacrilege.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

A and D. Especially D. He makes the mistake that people care what he thinks.

Trump will not survive this Russian stuff so pointless wasting a punch. Big Leroy will fill his boots on block D.

 

[papajaff]

How that twatt Brand is not running away with this baffles me

 

[Trevor]

How that twatt Brand is not running away with this baffles me

he is a **** but I'm not aware that he is responsible for multiple deaths

 

[papajaff]

he is a **** but I'm not aware that he is responsible for multiple deaths

Oh lighten up, it's only a bit of a laugh

 

[The Camel]

I used to think Russell Brand was an attention seeking ****.

But he's won me over. I honestly think he genuinely cares.

And I have no idea how or why Ed Sheeran is in this gallery. Seems like a top bloke to me.

As for choice, toss up between Trump and Blair.

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

J - May

 

[jonnyrovers]

Over Trump? Over Hopkins? What has Ed ever done to you?

If I tried to kick Trump up the 'butt' I'd be shot to death. I don't look at ITV or tabloids so Hopkins has never been in my line of sight. Sheeran is fair game, accessible, and would probably quietly understand my angst, making a court case unlikely.

I'm assuming this is a bit of fun? Or is there a 'butt kick' prize?

 

[happypig]

It's sooo like I get way pissed when . . . you can't be arsed to call an arse an arse.

AWSOME post DUDE.

 

[knocky1]

I'm assuming this is a bit of fun? Or is there a 'butt kick' prize?

It's [MENTION=12697]Steve Foster[/MENTION] playing Tory campaigner. Amber Rudd and Theresa are missing. Put forward the weak and wobbly woman, with Anne Widdecombe's voice, for a kick up the arse and you win.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

It's [MENTION=12697]Steve Foster[/MENTION] playing Tory campaigner. Amber Rudd and Theresa are missing. Put forward the weak and wobbly woman, with Anne Widdecombe's voice, for a kick up the arse and you win.

Pathetic thread.
Not even a bit of a laugh.
And he even forgot to put in the most slappable, Diane Abbott. Who deserves a slap.
May, Gove, Boris, Farage, Cameron and Osbourne would all get a slap and a mighty kick up the arse for making this country the mess it is in, then I would get my **** out and **** all over them.

 

[Weststander]

Page 5 and no mention of the most punchable face in the entire universe ?

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Got to be disappointed with that

A horrid person, who made cheap capital of the Manchester gig murders on the second morning after their slaying in his shite ITV breakfast show.

But there another from Fleet Street, who takes virmin-ism to an even lower gutter:



Not just Hillsborough, the stuff he's written, allowed to be published and said about so many other people or simply about the poor, earns McKenzie a place as a punch bag.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

....then I would get my **** out and **** all over them.

You'd get your lipstick out and kiss it all over them?

 

[knocky1]

Pathetic thread.
Not even a bit of a laugh.
And he even forgot to put in the most slappable, Diane Abbott. Who deserves a slap.
May, Gove, Boris, Farage, Cameron and Osbourne would all get a slap and a mighty kick up the arse for making this country the mess it is in, then I would get my **** out and **** all over them.

Boris is on gardening leave. There's an election to win.
Boris is on gardening leave. There's a weak and wobbly leader.
Kick up the arse even if he will enjoy it.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Benjamin Netanyahu

 

[dejavuatbtn]

BAD CHIEF - so I am going G

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Davina McCall