Who will be the next celebrity to die?

[Keyser Söze]

What happens if you don't wish death on people?

Does your own demise come closer?

Surely all of our ends are drawing ever closer. So in reality every time I wish for it I know it will be granted eventually.

 

[Randsta]

A few years a go I'd have said Pete Docherty but he's dropped off the radar... is he still alive even?

 

[Lozzi]

Katie Price....

What a muppet.

 

[Danny-Boy]

oh and I'll throw Margaret Thatcher in before someone else does - if you can class her as a Celebrity

Please. And as that Scots comedian said, there'll be enough Scots former miners willing to dig a grave for her down tae HELLLL....

 

[cunning fergus]

I would have thought that old pissy stink Mandela's engorged prostate would be the size of a bell pepper now-a-days.................8-13 that he's in the ground before Halloween.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

What happens if you don't wish death on people?

Does your own demise come closer?

So, the preimse is that there is a certain "death quota" and if it's not used up by you wishing others a swift exit off this mortal coil, that by default your own timeline is shortened ? Interesting.

 

[simmo]

Does mass murderer Al Megrahi count as a celebrity If so surely we must be talking days.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Whilst I despise Katie " Turn up to the opening of an envelope just to get noticed " Price, the only reason I wouldn't want her to die in my lifetime, is because she'd be turned into some sort of media martyr and the annoying bint would never be off our screens or out of the redtops - ever. I'm more than happy for her to be relegated to ITV2 or wherever the hell she promotes herself these days and stay the feck out of my face.

Therefore,I'll guess the next celeb to shuffle off their mortal coil will be Kerry Katona....

 

[Jonno]

Please let it be any one of the 3 Top Gear presenters (preferably Clarkson). In a car crash.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

I must say I've felt rather tired the last few days.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Not one I'd want to see but Jerry Lee Lewis must be pretty close.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You'd get short odds for Pete Docherty I'd expect.

With junkies like Doherty, you'll find its usually the people around them that end up dying.

 

[Norman Potting]

A few years a go I'd have said Pete Docherty but he's dropped off the radar... is he still alive even?

He is probably busy writing all those hit songs that everyone will remember him by (?)

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I saw Katie Price on Friday in a big pink Range Rover just outside East Grinstead.

FACT.

She lives in Dial Post. FACT.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

kim kardashian's ASS has got to explode sooner rather than later. It's MASSIVE!

failing that my money's on Cheryl Cole... (ok so maybe this is who I want to die...)

 

[southern_sid]

lets have a sweep.

I'll go for Troy Davis.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

col.gaddafi odds on

long shot "iron" mike tyson

 

[otk]

The E Street Band are dropping like nine-pins atm

 

[driller]

You'd get short odds for Pete Docherty I'd expect.

Katie Price won't be going anywhere soon I don't think. She's got at least another four husbands in her.

All four at the same time probably if there is publicity in it

 

[little al]

She lives in Dial Post. FACT.

No she doesn't, she lives in Warlingham.

Anyway, not a celebrity as such, but Steve Jobs is my bet.