Garth Crooks at Manchester airport yesterday. He was in front of me going through security.
Esther Rantzen in Brighton just after Christmas. She looked for her age!
We had dinner later, and I didn't trust myself to offer him the plate with real toast!
I don't blame you for playing it safe tbh. I guess the time to really worry is if he comes round your gaff & sticks his hat on the sideboard.