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[TV] Who was your favourite Grandad or Uncle Albert ?

Who was your favourite ?

  • Grandad

    Votes: 73 44.5%
  • Uncle Albert

    Votes: 91 55.5%

  • Total voters
    164
  • Poll closed .






pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,040
West, West, West Sussex
Anyone who is lucky enough to get to say the classic 'it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze' gets my vote.

I'll see your 'it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze' and raise you with "What's he got, a Wendy House?"
 


Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Uncle Albert but only because he was in the later, better written and often funnier episodes.
But it really should have stopped when they got the money, it went on too long.
 


papajaff

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2005
4,028
Brighton
Loved em both but Albert wore clean clothes!

Seriously, both brilliant characters.
 






Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,911
on a pig farm
The sort of question I left the OFAH Facebook group because of.
Time and time again this question was asked.
You know I’ve a lot of time for you US....but NO true only fools fan would ever ask this.
‘Tis folly
 


Dick Head

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jan 3, 2010
13,893
Quaxxann
Let me ask you an easier question.

If there are a past and a future, how long does the present last? And if the answer is no time at all (which it is) then why do we talk about it like it's a tangible thing and have a word for it if when it doesn't even exist?
 


OzMike

Well-known member
Oct 2, 2006
13,282
Perth Australia
Didn't the actor playing grandad died and hence uncle Albert appeared ?
Uncle Albert just tips it for me, very funny when the pub comedian shouted to the 'bloke with his head on upside down', to shut up.
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I'll see your 'it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze' and raise you with "What's he got, a Wendy House?"

I will raise you with "haven't you heard it's call the James Dean look ? Yes but when they said the James Dean look they mean't before the crash "
 






Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,533
Given what the question asks due to dubious grammar, I will say my Grandad as I don't have an Uncle Albert. And I am hardly likely to pick someone else's Grandad or Uncle Albert..
 


phoenix

Well-known member
May 18, 2009
2,871
Post's 30 and 31 sum up how brilliant it was for me. I spat my tea out then read post 30 then the next post and spat my tea out again, thanks for these lovely memories chaps!
 
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Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
When Rodney got the job as an undertaker and the hearse came down the road.
Boycie, "Albert, your minicab has arrived"
Albert talking about Rene Turpin and her American soldiers reputation, "Rumour has it that the Normandy landings started from her scullery"
 




Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,226
South East North Lancing
Didn't the actor playing grandad died and hence uncle Albert appeared ?
Uncle Albert just tips it for me, very funny when the pub comedian shouted to the 'bloke with his head on upside down', to shut up.

Correct.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
I think it was Del Boy that said that, it was Grandad that was trying to tune into The Dukes Of Hazard on the microwave oven.

You are right so not related but I had to put it in as it is the best line of all time imo
 


Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,226
South East North Lancing
Uncle Albert but only because he was in the later, better written and often funnier episodes.
But it really should have stopped when they got the money, it went on too long.[/QUOTE]

It only went on for three more episodes I believe?
 








Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
Who was your favourite Grandad or Uncle Albert ?

I think most are probably a bit distracted to make a decision of that magnitude.

Looked after the game at NSC and all the usual match posts and this was right in the middle and stood out - GG, we’re you not watching, bored or multitasking :lol: You’ve had all week to post a thread like this haha!
 


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