Who was the best member of S Club 7?

[The Large One]

My boss is 42, as Conservative as, well, someone who is Conservative but still remembers with gallons of dribble the time Rachel Stevens sat on his lap in the SMTV studios. All in the name of work. The dirty sod.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Tina - "the ugly one"? - nonsense! Second only to Rachel. Maybe Bradley.

 

[Artois]

Hannah (sorry Artois).

Eh?

 

[The Wookiee]

Jo is dirty!
Although I have seen a prettier face on a bulldog licking chilli off a thistle!!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I've just made a terrible mess