Who should be the next Bishop of Rome - NSC decides

[Dandyman]

Can't we have a woman Pope ?

Shocking idea - only a MAN can wear Prada slippers and a dress with a proper sense of dignity.

 

[Meade's Ball]

There's bound to be a Nazi Youth Yearbook somewhere that we could flick through to see if any of the Goosestep Prom Kings, with their velvet eyes and ice-white hair, would be still alive and up for a new challenge. A search through Argentina might be a good place to begin the hunt.

 

[Dusty_Fryer]

Michael Appleton.

 

[Marxo]

Richard Coles or Jimmy Somerville.

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Richard Coles or Jimmy Somerville.

 

[Questions]

Shocking idea - only a MAN can wear Prada slippers and a dress with a proper sense of dignity.

Ok, point taken but what about a Pope who really knows about style and colours..... If you get my drift.

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[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Peter Canning.

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Peter Canning.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

There is only one way to decide this. A reality TV show.

Pope Factor anyone.

Fantastic, or a papal it's a knockout, on Easter Sunday, in full dress, with buckets full of holes, greasy slides and the winner has to climb a slippery Vatican to the top and let off the white smoke whilst mumbling in 20 languages. Jokers are allowed and Stuart Hall to compare.

 

[looney]

gary glitter.

 

[skipper734]

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[Meade's Ball]

Peter Canning.

 

[Southern Toon]

 

[Meade's Ball]

Peter Canning.

 

[Mackenzie]

My favourite South African.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Got to be an Italian. Not sure the foreign manager experiment works.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Richard Dawkins.

666/1 to be the next Pope.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Candidate?

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a young up and coming pope but with an older more experienced Director of Papal behind the scenes to handle sainthoods and the like.

The current Pope has been a champion of the holy trinity of the 4-2-2 but in today's modern secular society the new man needs to inject a bit of pragmatism.

I'd have 4 priests at the back, a cardinal up front but pack the midfield with nuns.

 

[willalbion]

Roberto Mancini

 

[breachy]

Father Jack Hackett of Craggy Island

 

[kevo]