Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
Hans? Dutch name surely, not German?
I was thinking the same thing. The only two people called Hans that I know are both Dutch.
For what it's worth, my mobile is not Hans free.
Hans? Dutch name surely, not German?
I was thinking the same thing. The only two people called Hans that I know are both Dutch.
For what it's worth, my mobile is not Hans free.
There was an English cat called One-two-three, and a French cat called Un-deux-trois. They entered a swimming race. The English cat won because the Un-deux-trois cat sank.
Hans? Dutch name surely, not German?
Nonsense - you get plenty of Hanses in both places but there's certainly an absolute ton of them in Germany. Of course they're practically the same language anyway.
Nonsense - you get plenty of Hanses in both places but there's certainly an absolute ton of them in Germany. Of course they're practically the same language anyway.
A greyhound walks in to a bar to see a horse preparing a PARMA ham sandwich for an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman. He says to the horse "guess what, I've just removed all Northern Europeans and people of German and Dutch origin living elsewhere from my mobile."
"Is it Hans free?" asks the horse.
"Of course it f***ing is, How am I supposed to hold it with paws?" replies the greyhound.
Cease immediately.
Bravo, excellent reworking of an all-time favouriteA greyhound walks in to a bar to see a horse preparing a PARMA ham sandwich for an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman. He says to the horse "guess what, I've just removed all Northern Europeans and people of German and Dutch origin living elsewhere from my mobile."
"Is it Hans free?" asks the horse.
"Of course it f***ing is, How am I supposed to hold it with paws?" replies the greyhound.
Since we can't decide which country owns "Hans":
I've removed all north European friends from my mobile. My address books is pretty much empty* now.
*except a few French people , 2 Italians and 3 Spaniards
It sounds top drawer now.
Ah a tipped hat to one of my all time favourite threads. Good work.