[Misc] Who makes the second best scrambled eggs in the World?

[Nottseagull]

Trilobite on toast, I'll give it a miss thanks

View attachment 109235

I'm not very hungry either, although I think I could manage a leg.

 

[Chicken Run]

For sure. But again, who wants their poached eggs to come out looking like a ROBOT knocked them up?

Agreed, I’d much rather them come out looking like a tard had made them. I recon you like rustic mash potato having not removed the skins right?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I don't want a PERFECTLY round, machine produced pizza either

I’m sure you’re already aware it takes approximately 10 seconds to make a perfectly round pizza, using a knife and a plate.