Has to be Michael Holding. Coolest man ever. And somehow he even pulls off being called Mikey. When there is a clear LBW his line of "The man who comes to fix the pipes couldn't be more plumber" is a personal favourite of mine.
Dreads: check
Stacked: check
Total lunatic: check
Total fines due to bad behaviour: $587,376.99
Slog-ability: Off the meter
male bonding
afro - check
glasses - check
elastic band holding on glasses - check
PINK attire - check
deep voice - check
swaying bat - check
Mr Lloyd, take a son