[Technology] Who is the cleverest person in the world

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Has to be Professor Colin Hawkins shirley, for his groundbreaking research into the trajectory of spherical objects (@1:15) and his enduring classic A Brief History Of Time On The Pitch (@1:55)

 

[maltaseagull]

Trump?

or Putin for getting all those Russians to vote for him?

 

[Ernest]

[MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]

I don't like to BLOW my own TROMBONE but if I'm not the most INTELLIGANT person in the world I'm in the TOP two

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I know somebody very clever in the astrology world that cant stand Cox

Opps wrong word then, what the right word for a space person

[MENTION=1958]Gazwag[/MENTION] surely in the running for cleverest?

 

[WATFORD zero]

I know somebody very clever in the astrology world that cant stand Cox

Is it Russell Grant?

 

[McTavish]

Probably not but he does seem to think he is. He also believes that all those club executives that don't hire him as manager are incredibly stupid. I'm not so sure.

Great article here about Sol Campbell and his impressive self belief...

 

[WATFORD zero]

Great article here about Sol Campbell and his impressive self belief...

With Nicklas Bendtner as assistant

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Great article here about Sol Campbell and his impressive self belief...

Thing is, if I were a club CEO looking for a manager, I would more than happy to get him in for an interview to hear what he has to say about managing and coaching a team. He might have good ideas, I have no scooby, I just don't seem to like the guy very much. I don't dislike him intensely, just can't warm to him. Ho-hum - I don't suppose it will keep me up at night.

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Dr Sheldon Cooper

 

[lawros left foot]

Baldrick

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Elon Musk is pretty smart....

 

[Buzzer]

There's a chap called Stanislas Liebler who keeps getting nominated for a Nobel Prize in Physics and nominated for a Nobel Prize in Chemistry and nominated for a Nobel Prize in Medicine.

 

[Petee]

There's a chap called Stanislas Liebler who keeps getting nominated for a Nobel Prize in Physics and nominated for a Nobel Prize in Chemistry and nominated for a Nobel Prize in Medicine.

But has he won anything? The Tottenham of Science...

 

[marcos3263]

But has he won anything? The Tottenham of Science...

brilliant!

 

[Triggaaar]

Opps wrong word then, what the right word for a space person

 

[maffew]

 

[Buzzer]

But has he won anything? The Tottenham of Science...

Ha! Touche.

The whole thing is rigged and the Nobel Prize Committee are a law unto themselves. They never gave Mendelev anything but Obama got one just for bring the first black president. They gave a Nobel Peace Prize to Henry Kissinger. No idea how that even got past the first vetting.

They can take so long in recognising achievements that the nominee dies of old age and then becomes ineligible to receive the award. And quite arbitrarily, Mathematics and Philosophy don't even get a look in.

If your face doesnt fit then you've more chance of winning the in the Eurovision for the UK.

 

[Two Professors]

I'm fairly certain I know a lot more than you. Your posts are just drivel-filled streams of consciousness. I was just "admiring" your latest crap on the Brexit thread. You know the drill - where you behave like a toddler and insist someone who doesn't agree with you should move to Germany. It's the sort of simpletonomics that lead me to try not to contribute too much to that thread. And let's face it, you're so stupid that it wouldn't be a stretch to assume you arrived at your NSC user name by accidentally counting yourself twice.

"Drivel-filled streams of consciousness"?It explains a lot if you post while unconscious.I always assumed you were foreign and used Google Translate.

 

[Mr H]

In my world it has to be me. The rest of you are just figments of my imagination

 

[Algernon]

Raheem Sterling

or

James Corden