Who is better Buckley or Rooney?

[Twinkle Toes]

And being dead doesn't help.

Deceasist!

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

Buckley, when he doesn't score he shows commitment to try and get some goals, when Rooney doesn't score, he blames someone else, then blames the crowd, and goes on a barney.

Buckley's face doesn't look like a smashed up potato

that is all.

 

[severnside gull]

But Rooney has more hair

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

well a little bit of an argue... how can you have 117%

you know, It's a figure of how much his accuracy has gone up in the past few games.

when they said inflation in Zimbabwe went up by C. 1000% it meant that for instance the price of bread has risen to 11 million zimbabwe dollars.

EDIT: erm...it's actually over 200,000,000%...holy hell

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

But Rooney has more hair[Severn, cutting off one's arse pubes and implanting them on one's head doesn't count.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Don't understand why some people are flummoxed by "117% shot accuracy".

It simply means that Will scores... even when he doesn't have the ball. He can just run around on his own doing imaginary little shots, like a kid in a playground daydreaming of being at Wembley, AND IT STILL COUNTS AS A GOAL FOR US.

That is the power of the man.

Ah thanks, for a moment I thought it was a negative, ie some of his intended crosses [not shots] accidently ended up on target for the goal; 100 shots on goal were all on target and 17 out of 100 crosses would also have hit the target [goal] giving an impressive 117% shot accuracy.

Am I close?

 

[SeagullSongs]

It's actually 116.666%, but it's been rounded up

If you say his first goal yesterday was meant to be a cross, then he's scored 6 goals from 5 attempts on target = 117%. Lethal.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

i never thought i would be undone by deadpan humour but some of these responses have made my brain hurt

TOO DROLL troololeolollololo

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

What a silly question.


Buckley.

 

[el_ciddy]

Don't understand why some people are flummoxed by "117% shot accuracy".

It simply means that Will scores... even when he doesn't have the ball. He can just run around on his own doing imaginary little shots, like a kid in a playground daydreaming of being at Wembley, AND IT STILL COUNTS AS A GOAL FOR US.

That is the power of the man.

He deservedly gets credit for when the wind blows.

I wouldn't want to be stuck in a lift with him.

 

[Rugrat]

If you say his first goal yesterday was meant to be a cross, then he's scored 6 goals from 5 attempts on target = 117%. Lethal.

Thank you for clearing that up for me. How does that compare to Messi? Why are we pissing around with the likes of Rooney ... let's go for it!

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Would rather see Buckley in Euro 2012 tbh, he's much better imo. 117% shot accuracy in last 2 games says it all. And Rooney can't play the first couple of games so he's a perfect replacement.

two completely different players cannot be compared

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Buckley derrrrrrrrr!

 

[WhingForPresident]

probably just me but whenever Buckley scores I like to shout his name as that foreign (Turkish?) commentator did in the youtube vid of the first game 'Will Berkeley Will Berkeley!!'

anyone else? no?

I will also confess to doing this. Cracking piece of commentary.

 

[perseus]

Neither Rooney or Torres are good enough for the Albion

 

[finlaych]

Such a stupid thread, Buckley is 100 times better

 

[mattislost]

he'll score when he wants
he'll score when he waaaaants
Coz he's Will Buckley and he'll score when he wants

 

[marshy68]

117% shot accuracy?

So he is....I have no idea. WHAT?

lol totally agree i guess some of his shots that are not shots but are on target lol

 

[W.C.]

I will also confess to doing this. Cracking piece of commentary.

HaHa, YES! Brilliant. Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Buckley has made the team of the week

http://www.football-league.co.uk/staticFiles/25/9a/0,,10794~170533,00.pdf