Who invented what?

[Buzzer]

Squash orginated from a mental institution in West Sussex where two men were locked up in a cell with just a satsuma - they rubbed their raw bloodied hands across the walls and floor to draw a court and beat the satsuma around for what seems like 25 years on a Monday night.
No one was aloud to enter that cell and play unless the other had died of a rare disease called sadoldmenitus.

Fact.

He's right you know.

Except it was sadoldmenintightsus in the version I heard.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

He's right you know.

Except it was sadoldmenintightsus in the version I heard.

 

[liverpool_one]

just think of any sport that we are internationaly shit at and we probably invented it

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Ice Hockey was invented by British Soldiers stationed in Canada

 

[Tricky Dicky]

We invented glorious failure

... and excelled in it ever since.

 

[Monkster]

Running

 

[cannedheat]

Bog snorkling?.

 

[Dave the OAP]

rugby league was created in huddersfield

It certainly was, in the George Hotel.

 

[cannedheat]

Muff diving

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Muff diving

No, that was the french.

They'll eat anything except a cloret.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Squash orginated from a mental institution in West Sussex where two men were locked up in a cell with just a satsuma - they rubbed their raw bloodied hands across the walls and floor to draw a court and beat the satsuma around for what seems like 25 years on a Monday night.
No one was aloud to enter that cell and play unless the other had died of a rare disease called sadoldmenitus.

Fact.

Mate ............not being funny but are you pissed? Your vocably......vocabblary.....vocc..................Fuckit.................spelling is abysmal:yahoo:

 

[*Gullsworth*]

He's right you know.

Except it was sadoldmenintightsus in the version I heard.

Buzzer............not big and not clever! i thought you were better than that:thud:

 

[Buzzer]

Buzzer............not big and not clever! i thought you were better than that:thud:

I was quite proud of that.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

I was quite proud of that.

Oh shucks.....it was clever really

 

[Cian]

Muff diving

Muff, County Donegal has a "Muff Diving Club", allegedly, so maybe there . It also has a "Top Muff" petrol station....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Dwyle Flunking