[Misc] Who invented Christmas ?

[Questions]

That's because Christmas is shit but too many people don't have the guts to admit it.

I loved ‘A Christmas Carol’............

 

[zefarelly]

The Romans

after the wine, but before the acquaduct and the roads?

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Mrs Not Andy Naylor, who knows about these things, assures me that all the evidence points to baby Jesus being born in April, probably in 6 BC. King Herod died in 4 BC, so Christ was definitely born Before Christ.

 

[zefarelly]

The A272.

A29 does it for me.

 

[Notters]

Leeds United

Yeah, I hear they took 175,000 away fans to Bethlehem.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The Romans

Come on, what did they ever do for us?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Mrs Not Andy Naylor, who knows about these things, assures me that all the evidence points to baby Jesus being born in April, probably in 6 BC. King Herod died in 4 BC, so Christ was definitely born Before Christ.

They don’t use BC and AD anymore

It is now CE and BCE. Common era.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, public health and Christmas, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Ah, you beat me to it

 

[zefarelly]

They don’t use BC and AD anymore

It is now CE and BCE. Common era.

What on earth are you talking about man?

 

[Frankie]

Erndst Volleier 1169 . About 8 O'clock.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Have found out Mrs NOBO is being induced on the 29th. This has thrown things right out. Not least my for the Arsenal game which are now in tatters.

 

[Eeyore]

Yeah, I hear they took 175,000 away fans to Bethlehem.

Still only three wise men among them.

 

[DJ NOBO]

Accidental post above . Apologies. It does little to answer the question.

As it happens, I’m pretty sure Christmas was invented by Satanists though.
Their cunning anagram for Father Christmas fooled everyone.

 

[Lenny Rider]

In all seriousness in these 'enlightened times' has Black Pete the loyal sidekick to St Nicholas in Holland been airbrushed out or modernised to as not to offend?

 

[Questions]

Have found out Mrs NOBO is being induced on the 29th. This has thrown things right out. Not least my for the Arsenal game which are now in tatters.

These are the sort of times when you despair of the NHS.

ON MATCH DAYS !!!!!!!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Was it Dyson?

 

[sydney]

the ****ing weather

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I’ve heard tell that Coca-Cola changed Santa to red but maybe Bing Crosby started it or even someone else.

What a stupid question - Jesus Christ

 

[sydney]

In all seriousness in these 'enlightened times' has Black Pete the loyal sidekick to St Nicholas in Holland been airbrushed out or modernised to as not to offend?

you're right on one aint ya ......not disagreeing like ...