Who else has got a mad wife... ?

[Insel affe]

Why not come back with a couple of suggestions of your own. For example, a portaledge

feck that I dont like heights

 

[Insel affe]

I can completely understand your thinking there - but SHOCK - HORROR - my wife's Scottish but she is my

She reads your posts on here dont she

 

[Seagull kimchi]

She reads your posts on here dont she

No I'm very secretive about my username! I'm just a very happily married man:guitar:

 

[Insel affe]

No I'm very secretive about my username! I'm just a very happily married man:guitar:

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

 

[Seagull kimchi]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

You have now become my fav all time poster! Brilliant use of smileys!

I hear you buddy - let's hope we can keep it fresh, I'm sure I'll still love my in 20 years time?

 

[BBassic]

My girlfriend works in a library and has to do the sing-alongs for the kids. When she comes home after doing that she is absolutely barmy. Most other times she's just a little bit mental.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

Quality post
Mines a bit mad, fights like a geezer

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

Brilliant use of smileys!!

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

im off up the downs with me survival knife and some para cord gona build me a hotel

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

top post

 

[daveinprague]

I saw my gf mother grab her arm one night in the bar, just as it was descending with a bottle in hand towards her brothers head.....I think shes beautiful, but forget she is from the form ussr and fights like russian.. Im never going to mess with her.

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

I now have a mad wife, she was hit in her pride and joy of a car by a brighton fan today. she is not a happy bunny ...

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

I now have a mad wife, she was hit in her pride and joy of a car by a brighton fan today. she is not a happy bunny ...

Oh no this wasn,t it was it

 

[Muzzy]

My Mrs is the love of my life....When did it become cool to admit this?

 

[Sir Nigel of Eagleshire]

Oh no this wasn,t it was it

Well done

 

[brakespear]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

To be fair to her, I don't think my wife would go for either of the two holiday choices (although I have to say the second one doesn't look too bad to me )

 

[Kazenga <3]

I remember that, Make the most of it fella once you have a mortgage and a sprog or two your happy smiley faces dancing around will turn into

I was once all

I had a

I was

Then things changed it was no longer cool to she started

I wondered what the feck I had done

I jest

I love my old

If its that bad just have a to cheer up.

 

[albie_noobs]

Yep.........once a month she's as mad as a bag of spanners!!

 

[Lady Gull]

Yep.........once a month she's as mad as a bag of spanners!!

 

[Mutts Nuts]

My wife has just emailed me a choice of these holiday destinations which would you pick ?

1:

Luxury camping holidays in Austria | Go Glamping

2:

Svenska Turistföreningen - STF Kolarbyn/Eco-lodge

God give me strength

e mailed ? do you not talk,i`d say your both fcuking mental