if David Lee scores a hat-trick on saturday and continues to play bloody well all season I want all you ***** to apologise to him in writing.
If he plays then I want you to get 100% behind him as he's in the stripes, if anyone is found to be shouting abuse or booing him I shall personally see to it that your innards are removed and replaced with cup cakes with a hint of anthrax on....you have been warned