Who do you want under the Mistletoe

[Common as Mook]

Stacey from Eastenders!

 

[Guinness Boy]

AND Desert Orchid's now-putrid carcass and...fat-assed widow cook Nigella Lawson...room for any more?

You could add a little S&M action in to the room when you get to Dessie........................................................








































...............but you would be flogging a dead horse

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

pipe down GB

 

[Man of Harveys]

Gordon Ramsey could liven things up

"What the f*** are you up to? Call that f***ing rimming, do you? What a f***ing joke - it's gone all up your nose, jesus f***ing christ. You expect a reacharound for that? Get out of my f***ing sight, it's pathetic."

 

[Titanic]

This thread is WRONG in so many ways - a bit like NSC.

But if push came to shove...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Jessica-Jane Clement



*SPLURT*

photographic evidence required, who is she

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

The only good thing on Coronation Street nowadays....


(other than Norris, obviously)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This thread is WRONG in so many ways - a bit like NSC.

But if push came to shove...

oh go on then if I must

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

nathan elder

 

[Trigger]

photographic evidence required, who is she

Jessica-Jane Clement

 

[Guinness Boy]

pipe down GB

Frankly I'm surpised I had the self control to resist doing that joke for as long as I did.

To answer your thread seriously though it would have to be KYLIE. You don't need a picture of her do you?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

yes

 

[Guinness Boy]

As it's the season of goodwill

This is KYLIE. She's Austrailian. Sings sometimes. Acts. That sort of thing.

 

[CHAPPERS]

HOLLY WILLOUGHBY

 

[rool]

I'll let my avatar answer that for me.

Ditto

 

[bhafc99]

I'll let my avatar answer that for me.

Ditto

Umm... do you mean ditto you'd do Holly Willoughby, or ditto you'd do Benny Hill?!

 

[Dave the OAP]

tedebear

 

[rool]

Umm... do you mean ditto you'd do Holly Willoughby, or ditto you'd do Benny Hill?!

I'm open minded on these things

 

[Man of Harveys]

tedebear

Tedebear's SISTER

 

[Dave the OAP]

Tedebear's got a sister


"swoon"